Hey guys looking for some ideas as to put in my myspace quote next to my nickname ? I was thinking of something ****y, but im not a bad looking guy so it could come across as to arrogant and full of yourself ,any ideas cheers
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Myspace quote...ideas
- Thread starter Anfz
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
selfmademob
Banned
i put "Meet me at tha rim, it's goin down" and instead of I'm online it says "Ballin" and has a guy bouncing a basketball.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Docs
Banned
So...this is MySpace...right? Why don't you actually go pick up in real life, instead of concerning yourself about some minute detail that probably means dittley-squat to 99.9998% of MySpace people.
Switching from 'Online' to 'ballin'...wow..that'll get you some girls, that's the fvckin gold right there.
*cough*, loser.
Switching from 'Online' to 'ballin'...wow..that'll get you some girls, that's the fvckin gold right there.
*cough*, loser.
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
Just put that you're bringing sexy back.
Local Celebrity
Don Juan
Jesus christ, I thought we were here to help each other out? The mans looking for ideas, stop being critical.
Let me help you out man, put something like this: "I know you love me, don't miss your chance"
Let me help you out man, put something like this: "I know you love me, don't miss your chance"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I remember reading on here that someone had there headline as "my **** has more uptime than myspace" or something haha. depending on your age it might be a little immature but its still funny. It doesn't seem to be crashing as much these days though.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
"I'm so horny that the crack of dawn better watch itself around me"
T Money
Senior Don Juan
I agree with Docs and DevanE.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
Ok I got one. Put this:
"My first time I jacked off, I thought i'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
"My first time I jacked off, I thought i'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
sparky0000
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wtf is ballin'??? ballin' as in..."*** wit me cause i be ballin' in da 204"????why can't people just type in normal english? i just about lost it when my gf wanted me to teach her some american slang. english is a rich language. try using it sometime.
funny thing about myspace is that 90% of the girls use headshots so that you don't see how fat they are. you gotta love america in 2006.
funny thing about myspace is that 90% of the girls use headshots so that you don't see how fat they are. you gotta love america in 2006.
selfmademob
Banned
ballin as in basketball nucca
Docs
Banned
What if I said 'hoopin', same shiit. Maybe that's the word you're looking for.
Seriously...this won't change a single goddamn thing for you. Your cool factor won't increase. You won't gain instant fvcking interest in yourself because OMG, you hoop and loop.
Seriously...this won't change a single goddamn thing for you. Your cool factor won't increase. You won't gain instant fvcking interest in yourself because OMG, you hoop and loop.
skip2mylou781
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"fcuk down under 
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""The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.