"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Myspace quote...ideas

Anfz

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Hey guys looking for some ideas as to put in my myspace quote next to my nickname ? I was thinking of something ****y, but im not a bad looking guy so it could come across as to arrogant and full of yourself ,any ideas cheers
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i put "Meet me at tha rim, it's goin down" and instead of I'm online it says "Ballin" and has a guy bouncing a basketball.
 

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haha thats gold,but i need ideas or at least an idea as to better to keep it more funny or add more ****iness but nothing over the top ?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So...this is MySpace...right? Why don't you actually go pick up in real life, instead of concerning yourself about some minute detail that probably means dittley-squat to 99.9998% of MySpace people.

Switching from 'Online' to 'ballin'...wow..that'll get you some girls, that's the fvckin gold right there.

*cough*, loser.
 

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selfmademob said:
i put "Meet me at tha rim, it's goin down" and instead of I'm online it says "Ballin" and has a guy bouncing a basketball.
LOLLLLLLLLL

Just put somethin that relates to you, it doesn't even matter.

Mines is "Hataz need 2 fall back like November"
 

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Jesus christ, I thought we were here to help each other out? The mans looking for ideas, stop being critical.

Let me help you out man, put something like this: "I know you love me, don't miss your chance"
 

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thanks local celebrity, and docs I actually do pick up in real life,myspace is just another means to expand, and I never stated that a quote would get you girls just wanted ideas as im creating mine at the moment :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I remember reading on here that someone had there headline as "my **** has more uptime than myspace" or something haha. depending on your age it might be a little immature but its still funny. It doesn't seem to be crashing as much these days though.
 

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"I'm so horny that the crack of dawn better watch itself around me"
 

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Ok I got one. Put this:

"My first time I jacked off, I thought i'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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wtf is ballin'??? ballin' as in..."*** wit me cause i be ballin' in da 204"????why can't people just type in normal english? i just about lost it when my gf wanted me to teach her some american slang. english is a rich language. try using it sometime.

funny thing about myspace is that 90% of the girls use headshots so that you don't see how fat they are. you gotta love america in 2006.
 

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What if I said 'hoopin', same shiit. Maybe that's the word you're looking for.

Seriously...this won't change a single goddamn thing for you. Your cool factor won't increase. You won't gain instant fvcking interest in yourself because OMG, you hoop and loop.
 

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i usually put a clever song lyric in mine. Usually quotes from the band Brand New.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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