Myspace - Always getting asked "What do you do for a living"

[Daddy The Pimp]

Nah, way too cheesy. That'll turn them off. Makes it sound like you are hiding something.

It's a basic sh!t test.

According to Juggler if you play along she'll lose attraction.

Don't try to impress her, instead do the opposite. Don't buy into her frame.

Tell her in a joking way that you are a garbage man and pick up trash from the street.

If you do that you'll pass the sh!t test and she'll feel more attracted to you.

Well your example is almost same as mine . The message of it is same DONT GIVE HER THE ANSWERS SHE WANT .

 

[betterthandead]

How would you feel if a girl you asked what she did during the day gave you random answers like coin tosser, bartender, beggar, office assassin. Unless you want to date someone shady you expect these answers.

Well your example is almost same as mine . The message of it is same DONT GIVE HER THE ANSWERS SHE WANT .

 

[EricInTheHouse]

Myspace girls: What do you do for a living"

You: Anything you want me to do baby....


I had a Myspace for a short while...just to see what the heck it was all about, and this one girl comes on wanting to add me, lol..... I'm like Who the frick are you?... Jeezus I hate myspace.... Oh but my account is on private, lol....pffffttttt... and I have over 300,000 friends....
Oh.... I keep the band "the poindexters" as my number one, lol....

be careful with myspace dude.... lots of shemen on there...LOL.

 

[StevenR]

tell her you are a petroleum transfer engineer, that will sound really cool I bet. Another good one is a prophylactic quality control specialist, that sounds official doesn't it? If you really want to sound exciting and sexual you could also tell her that you are the dude who invented sybians, and that you are independently wealthy and are living off of royalty payments from the company that licensed your invention. I bet she'll get a kick out of that one. Another good one is tell her that you are a sexual hospitality services executive, and that you are hiring. Actually maybe that one is not such a good idea. Oh, another one, but this is one that I have used so you would be imitating me, is tell her that you are a flying saucer technician and you go out to area 51 every other week to work, but that this is top secret and not to tell anyone or she will get abducted by aliens or something. I didn't use that last part but when I worked at NASA I did jokingly tell some chicks that.

 

[baurman]

Tell them you work at McDonalds.

 

[DonJuan11]

On myspace, It seems to me that as soon as I begin messaging back and forth with randoms femz that are my "new friends" I get hit with the questions about "What I do for a living" by every single girl!!!

Ultimately the goal is to get their numbers, call them and setup a date. So the question is:

How do you guys respond to this, what ****y/funny responses have you used successfully and what are your thoughts on escalating the attraction/comfort at this point in the game.

What do you do anway? You are 28 years old and if you want to date these girls and have a relationship with them, maybe you should tell them the truth. IMHO they may want to see if you have been doing something with your life after grade 12 and if you can provide for them.

If I asked a girl I wanted to date "what do you do?" and she said "I'm a pornstar and I give great head", I don't think I could hit the ignore button fast enough.

 

[Yahooey]

"Work but I would rather chat about something interesting"