Myspace - Always getting asked "What do you do for a living"

[Charm]

On myspace, It seems to me that as soon as I begin messaging back and forth with randoms femz that are my "new friends" I get hit with the questions about "What I do for a living" by every single girl!!!

Ultimately the goal is to get their numbers, call them and setup a date. So the question is:

How do you guys respond to this, what ****y/funny responses have you used successfully and what are your thoughts on escalating the attraction/comfort at this point in the game.

 

[KontrollerX]

Just use Myspace to get laid.

Its not a place you go to find a girlfriend.

So just tell them that you are a doctor or a lawyer but research the fields a bit before hand so you can tell them some story about your "profession" to add authenticity to the lie.

The bigger more outrageous and bold the lie the more likely dumb Myspace slvts will be to believe it.

 

[Nighthawk]

Freelance Kitten Drowner.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Im ass model .
Im pornstar .
Im astronaut.
Im Batman .
Im man hor .

 

[Gangster Of Love]

"What do I do for a living?"

response: "How much do you weight?"

 

[Blackmm]

Throw these real job titles at her

Hydro automotive technician (Work in car wash)
Efficiency engineer (trash man)

 

[Charm]

Just use Myspace to get laid.

Its not a place you go to find a girlfriend.

So just tell them that you are a doctor or a lawyer but research the fields a bit before hand so you can tell them some story about your "profession" to add authenticity to the lie.


You are suggesting that you create a false profile that says these things such as Doctor/Lawyer/etc?

Can you back this claim up with examples you have given and the responses the chicks gave? I'd like to see some real responses your "lies" generated.

Im ass model .
Im pornstar .
Im astronaut.
Im Batman .
Im man hor .

These are good ****y-funny responses.

W0man asks: What do you do for a living?
W0manese translation: Do you make money?

Clearly you are exactly on the button. What response can you give via myspace. I mean, usually these are
the types of questions you get asked on the "first date". Girls on myspace who are digging for information
are trying to uncover all the mystery before they even meet you. What insights can you offer?

 

[ChrizZ]

Im ass model .
Im pornstar .
Im astronaut.
Im Batman .
Im man hor .

Nah, way too cheesy. That'll turn them off. Makes it sound like you are hiding something.

It's a basic sh!t test.

According to Juggler if you play along she'll lose attraction.

Don't try to impress her, instead do the opposite. Don't buy into her frame.

Tell her in a joking way that you are a garbage man and pick up trash from the street.

If you do that you'll pass the sh!t test and she'll feel more attracted to you.

 

[Effington]

Tell them you're a hand model.

 

[Charm]

Nah, way too cheesy. That'll turn them off. Makes it sound like you are hiding something.

It's a basic sh!t test.

According to Juggler if you play along she'll lose attraction.

Don't try to impress her, instead do the opposite. Don't buy into her frame.

Tell her in a joking way that you are a garbage man and pick up trash from the street.

If you do that you'll pass the sh!t test and she'll feel more attracted to you.

The garbage man line is funny for sure. I agree that in the scheme of things, if you are pullin in a good income, it really shouldn't matter where it comes from to her as long as you are stable/secure.

 

[Charm]

Nah, way too cheesy. That'll turn them off. Makes it sound like you are hiding something.

It's a basic sh!t test.

According to Juggler if you play along she'll lose attraction.

Don't try to impress her, instead do the opposite. Don't buy into her frame.

Tell her in a joking way that you are a garbage man and pick up trash from the street.

If you do that you'll pass the sh!t test and she'll feel more attracted to you.

I tried your response out and it got me unfriended. LOL

 

[ChrizZ]

I tried your response out and it got me unfriended. LOL

You're welcome.

 

[Derek Flint]

HB: "What do you do?"

DJ: " I make women c u m"

 

[azanon]

W0man asks: What do you do for a living?
W0manese translation: Do you make money?

almost.
W0manese translation: Do you make lots of money?

 

[MooseGod]

Tell her you're a secret agent astronaut cowboy millionaire.

"He's a fake...look, his hat comes right off!!!" :crackup:

 

[Rata Blanca]

"What do I do for a living?"

response: "How much do you weight?"

Nice, I'm stealing you that one as another answer for questions that I don't want to answer

 

[Charm]

You're welcome.

She wasn't much to look at so I'm not bothered

 

[Infamous J]

"What do I do for a living?"

response: "How much do you weight?"

Winner.

 

[penkitten]

Freelance Kitten Drowner.

rofl!!!:crackup:

 

[betterthandead]

Women are logical too, they are running calculators from the very beginning even if they're not interested in you.

Men are the same way too, they wanna size you up against themselves, I don't understand why some of you guys think it's funny to be c*cky and say YEAH I'M AGARBAGE ME OR, I MAKE WOMEN SQUIRM. They'll instantly write you off. I too get offended when someone is sizing me up, I just tell them what I do and then be silent afterwards to see if they want to continue the conversation some more.