"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My worst dating experience

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I entered..she was rather chunky :( whilst sitting on sofa I decided I needed a better look at her so asked for a cup of tea. She got up..she was fat, but ahh I need the practice so i'll f*ck it. Her tongue was like Velcro & she tasted of nothing. To her bedroom. She was very fond of her boobs. I was trying to get excited about her body, but she was a dog & that's being kind. I would of still fu&ked her if I could of got hard, but that wasn't happening. Her fanny was a fat, foul, black hole. It could of swallowed me whole . She kissed with the grace of a hippo. I poked her then left. I was hungry so went to Mcdonalds for some fries. Could'nt be bothered to wash my hands. I could taste her fishy fanny on my fingers whilst shoving the fries in my mouth
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LMAO

the narrative + the story + the imagery = film noir
 
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The bitterness of poor standard remains long after you jizz.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rainman4707 said:
I entered..she was rather chunky :( whilst sitting on sofa I decided I needed a better look at her so asked for a cup of tea. She got up..she was fat, but ahh I need the practice so i'll f*ck it. Her tongue was like Velcro & she tasted of nothing. To her bedroom. She was very fond of her boobs. I was trying to get excited about her body, but she was a dog & that's being kind. I would of still fu&ked her if I could of got hard, but that wasn't happening. Her fanny was a fat, foul, black hole. It could of swallowed me whole . She kissed with the grace of a hippo. I poked her then left. I was hungry so went to Mcdonalds for some fries. Could'nt be bothered to wash my hands. I could taste her fishy fanny on my fingers whilst shoving the fries in my mouth
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And yet you shagged this woman.

Men, take this as a good example of why men should be more selective. Screwing an unattractive women within an unattractive situation will leave you unfulfilled. And doing what OP did reinforces the control a lot of women try to have over sex.

Show yourself to be different from the pack.

Learn from this OP.
 
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Jaylan said:
And yet you shagged this woman.

Screwing an unattractive women within an unattractive situation will leave you unfulfilled.
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:rolleyes: For phucks sake seriously? And here comes gaylan once again to bring da feeeelz and to piss (sitting down) on OP's post and general thread vibe. You sad little toxic weirdo.

Apologies OP and cheers for the laugh.
 
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:rolleyes: For phucks sake seriously? And here comes gaylan once again to bring da feeeelz and to piss (sitting down) on OP's post and general thread vibe. You sad little toxic weirdo.

Apologies OP and cheers for the laugh.
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Heh, sorry t!ts, I agree with your whippng boy on this one.
 
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:shrug:

Its to be expected that mr. manospambot continues to waste his time following me around threads in order to make flame attempts. He has no wisdom to offer OP or other men here in this thread, but he sure knows how to troll :up:

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Anyways, listen OP...a lot of guys have been where you are man. Ive been there myself...where Im so horny that I drop my standards in order to have some sexy time with a lady. A good motto is "jerk off, then think about it after". Your mind is so much clearer about certain things after you take care of yourself real quick. Think of it as a training tool. And after some maturing, and gaining willpower, youll be able to forgo sex in order to maintain your standards.

The feeling youre having...Ive been there, and I hated it. Never again will I go back. I dont wanna be thinking to myself "I need to get out of here" or "ugh I need to shower" after I hookup with a girl. I wanna be able to rest, and enjoy myself laying there with a cool sexy chick.

Good luck.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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@Jaylan..

I think you are right. I used to have very high standards, but I needed sex & practice at it so I could get better at it..

Woman in the thread was a one off. All the women I've slept with have been quite attractive., but anything half decent looking & I would of fuc*ed her just for more practice so that when I met someone I like I would be good in bed.

My standards are increasing because I've had a lot more sex in the last 6 months so feel more confident in that area because of the practice I've had.
 
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