AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
.......IS THE ****ING BEST
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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Nerd.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
if you delete old posts people have posted on, does their post count actually decrease?
Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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You have over a thousand posts in less than a year?
I'm gonna round it up and say it's been a full year. Heck, I'll make it a leap year! *whips out his... calculator, taps some stuff, puts it back in his pants* You have 3 and 2/3 posts a day, on average.
Do you ever actually go out and live?
Anyways... unless 1341 of these are "bump"s and "lol"s... you're a dork.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Its ok, you can cry on my shoulder.Originally posted by AFK Protector
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
He's just a big old meanie.
StepItUpAnotch
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Hey thats my spot!!
StepItUpAnotch
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I dont share unless it's with a female and she has to be at least a HB8Originally posted by Vincent
Hey I got two shoulders
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*Originally posted by Vincent
Well in that case
AFK, you're gonna need to find someone else to cry on.
More "exciting" opportunities
Eternal: SoSuaves virtual pimp.Originally posted by Eternal
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
StepItUpAnotch
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*laughed so hard I fell off my chair*Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.