AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
.......IS THE ****ING BEST
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Nerd.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
if you delete old posts people have posted on, does their post count actually decrease?
Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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- Jul 21, 2002
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You have over a thousand posts in less than a year?
I'm gonna round it up and say it's been a full year. Heck, I'll make it a leap year! *whips out his... calculator, taps some stuff, puts it back in his pants* You have 3 and 2/3 posts a day, on average.
Do you ever actually go out and live?
Anyways... unless 1341 of these are "bump"s and "lol"s... you're a dork.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Its ok, you can cry on my shoulder.Originally posted by AFK Protector
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
He's just a big old meanie.
StepItUpAnotch
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Hey thats my spot!!
StepItUpAnotch
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I dont share unless it's with a female and she has to be at least a HB8Originally posted by Vincent
Hey I got two shoulders
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*Originally posted by Vincent
Well in that case
AFK, you're gonna need to find someone else to cry on.
More "exciting" opportunities
Eternal: SoSuaves virtual pimp.Originally posted by Eternal
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
StepItUpAnotch
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*laughed so hard I fell off my chair*Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.