AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
.......IS THE ****ING BEST
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Nerd.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
if you delete old posts people have posted on, does their post count actually decrease?
Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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You have over a thousand posts in less than a year?
I'm gonna round it up and say it's been a full year. Heck, I'll make it a leap year! *whips out his... calculator, taps some stuff, puts it back in his pants* You have 3 and 2/3 posts a day, on average.
Do you ever actually go out and live?
Anyways... unless 1341 of these are "bump"s and "lol"s... you're a dork.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Its ok, you can cry on my shoulder.Originally posted by AFK Protector
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
He's just a big old meanie.
StepItUpAnotch
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Hey thats my spot!!
StepItUpAnotch
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I dont share unless it's with a female and she has to be at least a HB8Originally posted by Vincent
Hey I got two shoulders
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*Originally posted by Vincent
Well in that case
AFK, you're gonna need to find someone else to cry on.
More "exciting" opportunities
Eternal: SoSuaves virtual pimp.Originally posted by Eternal
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
StepItUpAnotch
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*laughed so hard I fell off my chair*Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.