AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
.......IS THE ****ING BEST
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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Nerd.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
if you delete old posts people have posted on, does their post count actually decrease?
Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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You have over a thousand posts in less than a year?
I'm gonna round it up and say it's been a full year. Heck, I'll make it a leap year! *whips out his... calculator, taps some stuff, puts it back in his pants* You have 3 and 2/3 posts a day, on average.
Do you ever actually go out and live?
Anyways... unless 1341 of these are "bump"s and "lol"s... you're a dork.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Its ok, you can cry on my shoulder.Originally posted by AFK Protector
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
He's just a big old meanie.
StepItUpAnotch
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Hey thats my spot!!
StepItUpAnotch
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I dont share unless it's with a female and she has to be at least a HB8Originally posted by Vincent
Hey I got two shoulders
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*Originally posted by Vincent
Well in that case
AFK, you're gonna need to find someone else to cry on.
More "exciting" opportunities
Eternal: SoSuaves virtual pimp.Originally posted by Eternal
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
StepItUpAnotch
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*laughed so hard I fell off my chair*Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.