AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
.......IS THE ****ING BEST
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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Nerd.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
if you delete old posts people have posted on, does their post count actually decrease?
Fred Da Head
Master Don Juan
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You have over a thousand posts in less than a year?
I'm gonna round it up and say it's been a full year. Heck, I'll make it a leap year! *whips out his... calculator, taps some stuff, puts it back in his pants* You have 3 and 2/3 posts a day, on average.
Do you ever actually go out and live?
Anyways... unless 1341 of these are "bump"s and "lol"s... you're a dork.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Its ok, you can cry on my shoulder.Originally posted by AFK Protector
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
He's just a big old meanie.
StepItUpAnotch
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Hey thats my spot!!
StepItUpAnotch
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I dont share unless it's with a female and she has to be at least a HB8Originally posted by Vincent
Hey I got two shoulders
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*Originally posted by Vincent
Well in that case
AFK, you're gonna need to find someone else to cry on.
More "exciting" opportunities
Eternal: SoSuaves virtual pimp.Originally posted by Eternal
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
Anyways, I finished crying...
...on Fred da Head's dead body.
StepItUpAnotch
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*laughed so hard I fell off my chair*Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.