"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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my mom weights 15kg less than me but walks like huge elephant

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BOOM BOOM BOOM... she stomps the ground.... I dont quite get that.. i weight much more but can walk quietly

WHY is she walking like an elephant? How do I convince her to stop? This can be heard in whole house and its really distracting!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Big boned
Could be tiredness as well or hyperactivity
Or whatever other reason

With that in mind get already out of your parents house
 

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she doesnt walk properly. i'm also walking over my heels instead of rolling my feet correctly. i can wake up everyone in the night only by walking around. buy her some pretty crocs
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i'm also walking over my heels instead of rolling my feet correctly. i can wake up everyone in the night only by walking around.
I had an upstairs neighbor who walked like that.

Loud as fvck.

I'd bang on the ceiling whenever it got too loud.

He also pounded the stairs going up.

I got the impression dude didn't have any friends, hated life and was trying to take it out on the ground.

He reminded me of a kid loudly stomping off to his room, making as much noise as possible in protest.
 

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Can we ban high functioning autistics?
High-functioning autism is not an official medical diagnosis. It's often used to refer to people with autism spectrum disorder who read, write, speak, and manage life skills without much assistance

so thats compliment??? complimenting my independence????

thanks i guess
 

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High-functioning autism is not an official medical diagnosis. It's often used to refer to people with autism spectrum disorder who read, write, speak, and manage life skills without much assistance

so thats compliment??? complimenting my independence????

thanks i guess
ur still a retard
 
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