"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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my mom weights 15kg less than me but walks like huge elephant

sosousage

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BOOM BOOM BOOM... she stomps the ground.... I dont quite get that.. i weight much more but can walk quietly

WHY is she walking like an elephant? How do I convince her to stop? This can be heard in whole house and its really distracting!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Big boned
Could be tiredness as well or hyperactivity
Or whatever other reason

With that in mind get already out of your parents house
 

xplt

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she doesnt walk properly. i'm also walking over my heels instead of rolling my feet correctly. i can wake up everyone in the night only by walking around. buy her some pretty crocs
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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taiyuu_otoko

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i'm also walking over my heels instead of rolling my feet correctly. i can wake up everyone in the night only by walking around.
I had an upstairs neighbor who walked like that.

Loud as fvck.

I'd bang on the ceiling whenever it got too loud.

He also pounded the stairs going up.

I got the impression dude didn't have any friends, hated life and was trying to take it out on the ground.

He reminded me of a kid loudly stomping off to his room, making as much noise as possible in protest.
 

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Can we ban high functioning autistics?
High-functioning autism is not an official medical diagnosis. It's often used to refer to people with autism spectrum disorder who read, write, speak, and manage life skills without much assistance

so thats compliment??? complimenting my independence????

thanks i guess
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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High-functioning autism is not an official medical diagnosis. It's often used to refer to people with autism spectrum disorder who read, write, speak, and manage life skills without much assistance

so thats compliment??? complimenting my independence????

thanks i guess
ur still a retard
 
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