Eat your hearts out fellas...(again)
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
It's her heart that counts...
I hope it works out for you!It's her heart that counts...![]()
Thnx..I hope it works out for you!![]()
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Joke??I hope this is a joke.
I can understand your jealousy,she is a very beautiful woman indeed (a blonde bombshell) BTW American women are prettier than eastern women and you have to have more "game" to keep them,eastern women are overrated,I know I have traveled the world.Men like you who trash American women in my opinion do not understand "game" at all.... and have to resort to mail order brides lool..... read Poon King,and Pook woman are the same world over.sad part is, in entitled western woman land, she's a goddess, you're an a-hole for shaming her and she should love her body.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I trust you are joking, if not, you must have your fat colored glasses on and when you look in the mirror, your stuart smalley glasses on. You must be way into virtue signalling, only way you can get any chicks to like or validate you...smh.I can understand your jealousy,she is a very beautiful woman indeed (a blonde bombshell) BTW American women are prettier than eastern women and you have to have more "game" to keep them,eastern women are overrated,I know I have traveled the world.Men like you who trash American women in my opinion do not understand "game" at all.... and have to resort to mail order brides lool..... read Poon King,and Pook woman are the same world over.
Does she happened to be named Umfufu?
I'm not showing you....I don't want you drooling all over your computer screen....You got a pic of her whole body? That closeup shows very little.
If you think she is beautiful, I believe you.I can understand your jealousy,she is a very beautiful woman indeed (a blonde bombshell) BTW American women are prettier than eastern women and you have to have more "game" to keep them,eastern women are overrated,I know I have traveled the world.Men like you who trash American women in my opinion do not understand "game" at all.... and have to resort to mail order brides lool..... read Poon King,and Pook woman are the same world over.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Guess who is coming over too see "daddy" tonight.......Happy Saint Patrick's Day.......EAT.YOUR.HEARTS.OUT.Good work mate long as you re happy. At your age I m sure you ve had enough to compare with.
Have to disagree on the Asian girls however. Been in the land of Aussie for 16 years now. Had plenty of Sarahs, Crystals, Cathys, Mandy's, etc. I find the rice girls at least 20 % better behaved. And there is the incredible bonus of the one inch square. U can even get big titted varieties if you don't mind Malay or flips. Checkout the thread where fruitbat sees the light and joins me on the yellow fever ward. And he s shagged half the hoes in England. BTW neither of us had to go mail order.