Eat your hearts out fellas...(again)
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
It's her heart that counts...
I hope it works out for you!It's her heart that counts...![]()
Thnx..I hope it works out for you!![]()
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Joke??I hope this is a joke.
I can understand your jealousy,she is a very beautiful woman indeed (a blonde bombshell) BTW American women are prettier than eastern women and you have to have more "game" to keep them,eastern women are overrated,I know I have traveled the world.Men like you who trash American women in my opinion do not understand "game" at all.... and have to resort to mail order brides lool..... read Poon King,and Pook woman are the same world over.sad part is, in entitled western woman land, she's a goddess, you're an a-hole for shaming her and she should love her body.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I trust you are joking, if not, you must have your fat colored glasses on and when you look in the mirror, your stuart smalley glasses on. You must be way into virtue signalling, only way you can get any chicks to like or validate you...smh.I can understand your jealousy,she is a very beautiful woman indeed (a blonde bombshell) BTW American women are prettier than eastern women and you have to have more "game" to keep them,eastern women are overrated,I know I have traveled the world.Men like you who trash American women in my opinion do not understand "game" at all.... and have to resort to mail order brides lool..... read Poon King,and Pook woman are the same world over.
Does she happened to be named Umfufu?
I'm not showing you....I don't want you drooling all over your computer screen....You got a pic of her whole body? That closeup shows very little.
If you think she is beautiful, I believe you.I can understand your jealousy,she is a very beautiful woman indeed (a blonde bombshell) BTW American women are prettier than eastern women and you have to have more "game" to keep them,eastern women are overrated,I know I have traveled the world.Men like you who trash American women in my opinion do not understand "game" at all.... and have to resort to mail order brides lool..... read Poon King,and Pook woman are the same world over.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Guess who is coming over too see "daddy" tonight.......Happy Saint Patrick's Day.......EAT.YOUR.HEARTS.OUT.Good work mate long as you re happy. At your age I m sure you ve had enough to compare with.
Have to disagree on the Asian girls however. Been in the land of Aussie for 16 years now. Had plenty of Sarahs, Crystals, Cathys, Mandy's, etc. I find the rice girls at least 20 % better behaved. And there is the incredible bonus of the one inch square. U can even get big titted varieties if you don't mind Malay or flips. Checkout the thread where fruitbat sees the light and joins me on the yellow fever ward. And he s shagged half the hoes in England. BTW neither of us had to go mail order.