noviceplaya
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i wanna kno wat it could be?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
My girls ***** is itchty
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Shiftkey
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Your balls never itch? It's the same thing.
noviceplaya
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i need helpful comments.....i ment her ***** is itchn afta we had sex yesterday
Docs
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, it's a big one, fellas!Ahem. It just means she's just a little bit sensitive.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Shiftkey
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It could be a mild latex alergy. Try using polyurethane condoms instead.
noviceplaya
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maybe.....i used Trojan Thin something...thx for da advice
Shiftkey
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NP, and just an extra FYI - sheep skin can also work for your situation, but they won't protect against STDs like latex and polyurethane will.
noviceplaya
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she said everytime she sits it hurts and she said it still itches and hurts....she gave me head, then we had sex and then we make out....if i had sumthin wouldnt i have sumthin in mah mouth?
Shiftkey
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You can both go get tested for STDs, but I'm pretty sure it's just a latex alergy. My ex is alergic to latex and you're describing what she described. We used polyurethane until she went on the pill and that made it stop.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
noviceplaya
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i jus find this red rash behind my foreskin on da head....this is an allergic reaction rite?
brucevangeorge
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crabs.
noviceplaya
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u serious?.......i thought crabs were only on your pubic hair
brucevangeorge
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i was just just joking.noviceplaya said:
if its really a problem, see a doctor.
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Yeast Infection maybe??
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
she gave you head, and then you made you--- offcorse you got something in your mouthnoviceplaya said:
Keeper
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Gross :-/
Shiftkey
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Wait I'm confused. Now you have something too? Maybe it's not just an alergy. Go get tested...both of you. It's something you should do regardless. You sound young, so if you don't want your parents finding out, go to Planned Parenthood and they'll test you for free.noviceplaya said: