noviceplaya
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i wanna kno wat it could be?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
My girls ***** is itchty
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Your balls never itch? It's the same thing.
noviceplaya
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i need helpful comments.....i ment her ***** is itchn afta we had sex yesterday
Docs
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, it's a big one, fellas!Ahem. It just means she's just a little bit sensitive.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
It could be a mild latex alergy. Try using polyurethane condoms instead.
noviceplaya
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maybe.....i used Trojan Thin something...thx for da advice
Shiftkey
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NP, and just an extra FYI - sheep skin can also work for your situation, but they won't protect against STDs like latex and polyurethane will.
noviceplaya
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she said everytime she sits it hurts and she said it still itches and hurts....she gave me head, then we had sex and then we make out....if i had sumthin wouldnt i have sumthin in mah mouth?
Shiftkey
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You can both go get tested for STDs, but I'm pretty sure it's just a latex alergy. My ex is alergic to latex and you're describing what she described. We used polyurethane until she went on the pill and that made it stop.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
noviceplaya
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i jus find this red rash behind my foreskin on da head....this is an allergic reaction rite?
brucevangeorge
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crabs.
noviceplaya
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u serious?.......i thought crabs were only on your pubic hair
brucevangeorge
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i was just just joking.noviceplaya said:
if its really a problem, see a doctor.
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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Yeast Infection maybe??
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
she gave you head, and then you made you--- offcorse you got something in your mouthnoviceplaya said:
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Gross :-/
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Wait I'm confused. Now you have something too? Maybe it's not just an alergy. Go get tested...both of you. It's something you should do regardless. You sound young, so if you don't want your parents finding out, go to Planned Parenthood and they'll test you for free.noviceplaya said: