noviceplaya
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i wanna kno wat it could be?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
My girls ***** is itchty
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Your balls never itch? It's the same thing.
noviceplaya
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i need helpful comments.....i ment her ***** is itchn afta we had sex yesterday
Docs
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, it's a big one, fellas!Ahem. It just means she's just a little bit sensitive.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Shiftkey
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It could be a mild latex alergy. Try using polyurethane condoms instead.
noviceplaya
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maybe.....i used Trojan Thin something...thx for da advice
Shiftkey
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NP, and just an extra FYI - sheep skin can also work for your situation, but they won't protect against STDs like latex and polyurethane will.
noviceplaya
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she said everytime she sits it hurts and she said it still itches and hurts....she gave me head, then we had sex and then we make out....if i had sumthin wouldnt i have sumthin in mah mouth?
Shiftkey
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You can both go get tested for STDs, but I'm pretty sure it's just a latex alergy. My ex is alergic to latex and you're describing what she described. We used polyurethane until she went on the pill and that made it stop.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
noviceplaya
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i jus find this red rash behind my foreskin on da head....this is an allergic reaction rite?
brucevangeorge
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crabs.
noviceplaya
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u serious?.......i thought crabs were only on your pubic hair
brucevangeorge
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i was just just joking.noviceplaya said:
if its really a problem, see a doctor.
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Yeast Infection maybe??
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
spider_007
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she gave you head, and then you made you--- offcorse you got something in your mouthnoviceplaya said:
Keeper
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Gross :-/
Shiftkey
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Wait I'm confused. Now you have something too? Maybe it's not just an alergy. Go get tested...both of you. It's something you should do regardless. You sound young, so if you don't want your parents finding out, go to Planned Parenthood and they'll test you for free.noviceplaya said: