noviceplaya
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i wanna kno wat it could be?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
My girls ***** is itchty
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Shiftkey
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Your balls never itch? It's the same thing.
noviceplaya
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i need helpful comments.....i ment her ***** is itchn afta we had sex yesterday
Docs
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, it's a big one, fellas!Ahem. It just means she's just a little bit sensitive.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
It could be a mild latex alergy. Try using polyurethane condoms instead.
noviceplaya
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maybe.....i used Trojan Thin something...thx for da advice
Shiftkey
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NP, and just an extra FYI - sheep skin can also work for your situation, but they won't protect against STDs like latex and polyurethane will.
noviceplaya
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she said everytime she sits it hurts and she said it still itches and hurts....she gave me head, then we had sex and then we make out....if i had sumthin wouldnt i have sumthin in mah mouth?
Shiftkey
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You can both go get tested for STDs, but I'm pretty sure it's just a latex alergy. My ex is alergic to latex and you're describing what she described. We used polyurethane until she went on the pill and that made it stop.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
noviceplaya
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i jus find this red rash behind my foreskin on da head....this is an allergic reaction rite?
brucevangeorge
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crabs.
noviceplaya
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u serious?.......i thought crabs were only on your pubic hair
brucevangeorge
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i was just just joking.noviceplaya said:
if its really a problem, see a doctor.
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Yeast Infection maybe??
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
I have heard that a yeast infection can create uncomfortable itching and burning.
There are over the counter yeast infection treatments she can purchase at the local drug store.
She may want to try this. Have her google yeast infection and see if the symptoms are applicable.
I have heard that eating yogurt can reduce the chances of ever getting a yeast infection and so far it has worked great for me.
I wouldn't let it go too long, if she doesn't get relief very soon I think she should go to her OB/GYN to seek medical help.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
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she gave you head, and then you made you--- offcorse you got something in your mouthnoviceplaya said:
Keeper
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Gross :-/
Shiftkey
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Wait I'm confused. Now you have something too? Maybe it's not just an alergy. Go get tested...both of you. It's something you should do regardless. You sound young, so if you don't want your parents finding out, go to Planned Parenthood and they'll test you for free.noviceplaya said: