"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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My Gf backed up into my 2005 mercedes fvckin sh*t

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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
this is a DJ forum.. not a car insurance forum
No, this is the ANYTHING ELSE forum.

Duh.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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oo my......and i will be driving one in 10 days....what kind do u hve? i got a sl 500
 

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Originally posted by tristan22
^^^^^^^^^^^

When you buy one, make sure it's starmark certified or under warranty, because the newer model mercedes are not as reliable as the older "inline six" Mercedes. Trust me, the extra money you pay for the starmark is well worth it (free rental car, oil changes, etc.).
I just mean hypothetically. I don't like Mercs too much. My preferable euro sports car would be a Bimmer or Porsche, and my preferable luxury sedan, a Lexus LS.
 

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Who cares if he has an '05 Benz????











































I got FIVE of em! :crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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