"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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My Gf backed up into my 2005 mercedes fvckin sh*t

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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
this is a DJ forum.. not a car insurance forum
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No, this is the ANYTHING ELSE forum.

Duh.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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oo my......and i will be driving one in 10 days....what kind do u hve? i got a sl 500
 
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Originally posted by tristan22
^^^^^^^^^^^

When you buy one, make sure it's starmark certified or under warranty, because the newer model mercedes are not as reliable as the older "inline six" Mercedes. Trust me, the extra money you pay for the starmark is well worth it (free rental car, oil changes, etc.).
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I just mean hypothetically. I don't like Mercs too much. My preferable euro sports car would be a Bimmer or Porsche, and my preferable luxury sedan, a Lexus LS.
 
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Who cares if he has an '05 Benz????











































I got FIVE of em! :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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