iqqi
Master Don Juan
Only if you want to.
:blows kiss:
:blows kiss:
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
That is because you like pyscho b!tches. They make you feel ALIVE. Because your soul is DEAD.ThunderMaverick said:Well...
No..no that's okay. I guess.
*sigh*
I guess I have more fun when you're mean.
iqqi said:That is because you like pyscho b!tches. They make you feel ALIVE. Because your soul is DEAD.
Wake up! Free yourSELF!!!
You seek the miserable pychotic leeches because you are miserable, and you are leeching off of their misery! Something is wrong with you! Just look at the chicks you are attracted to, in order to see yourSELF in the mirror!
(There.)
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ThunderMaverick said:Kontroller, you have GOT to call her! She sounds EXACTLY LIKE HER!!
We were just about to get on the topic of oral...then my minutes ran out.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This was going to be the obvious reply as 99% of women no matter how slutty will bring out their ASD.ThunderMaverick said:She wrote back:
I didn't mean too much by me "swinging by".... I just like to check out new places. I think you misunderstood, you weirdo. =) j/k. So how long have you been bartending? I bartend and work the door at LAX and Shag sometimes, I'm cool with you stopping by if you want. Do you bartened in the Valley?
Your are st00pid. If you truly wanted to avoid her, you wouldn't be encouraging her by talking to her at all.ThunderMaverick said:Keep in mind I know how violent and freaky this chick is. (I have tons of other nasty stories about her) I know whats going on. There is absolutely NO reason for her to "swing by". We weren't friends. We didn't talk most of the time she was with my friend.
I'm not stOOpid. I wrote her back just now with:
What you don't realize is that this response was actually VERY DJ. She's going to want you more than ever now, mark my words. Seriously, just cut contact, if she's crazy, why are you baiting her? Oh maybe the same reason you like playin 3 pages with iqqi.ThunderMaverick said:
Yeah maybe you didn't mean too much, but what usually happens is that I get to joking with a girl and hanging out it usually leads to sex. Tons of it. Then things get complicated. No doubt I would probably try to have sex with you because I'm a ***** hound. And I'm sure you know I had a huge crush on you.
I went from being a cute little virgin to saying "I'm definitely going to screw this girl" if she laughs or touches me a certain way. Most of the time it turns out like that. All subtlety aside, I'm attractive. You're attractive. You get two attractive people in a closet and they make rabbits.
Just being honest. So no, stopping by isn't in my future. hahahaha
I'm hoping all bases are covered in that reply. I don't want any kind of subtle games being exchanged. I want to get this over with. My erection is cursing me out and I'm covering my ears.
MacAvoy said:Followed by TM biting hook.
Seriously man, just hit the Ignore button instead of ruining your thread and turning it into a 3 page b1tchfest, your just as much a b1tch for getting caught up in it.
wjh said:Boy does that bring back bad memories...
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ThunderMaverick said:She wrote back:
I can see you haven't stopped being a weirdo. I guess it's part of your "charm". But I got a laugh out of it.
Goddamn. I was hoping she would say that she wanted to sleep with me.
F***.
BPD women deserve all the insults that you can think of.wjh said:Internet buds? LOL - if that's not insulting to a chick I don't know what is...
I'm not saying you shouldn't say that, I just find it amusing.
Thunder, by god man...read this advise! What are you doing?!? By all means, flirt with Iqqi, but run from this one gal, run damn you!jophil28 said:BPD women deserve all the insults that you can think of.
Why be polite to a monster.
Cluster B women are evil ,sinister haters of men and will slowly destroy your peace, your serenity and your confidence in women generally. They ALL use sex to bait and hook you and when you are attached they withdraw themselves slowly - like pulling out a barbed fish hook sideways.
Your pain is their reward.
Approach at you own peril
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.