iqqi
Master Don Juan
Only if you want to.
:blows kiss:
:blows kiss:
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
That is because you like pyscho b!tches. They make you feel ALIVE. Because your soul is DEAD.ThunderMaverick said:Well...
No..no that's okay. I guess.
*sigh*
I guess I have more fun when you're mean.
iqqi said:That is because you like pyscho b!tches. They make you feel ALIVE. Because your soul is DEAD.
Wake up! Free yourSELF!!!
You seek the miserable pychotic leeches because you are miserable, and you are leeching off of their misery! Something is wrong with you! Just look at the chicks you are attracted to, in order to see yourSELF in the mirror!
(There.)
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ThunderMaverick said:Kontroller, you have GOT to call her! She sounds EXACTLY LIKE HER!!
We were just about to get on the topic of oral...then my minutes ran out.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This was going to be the obvious reply as 99% of women no matter how slutty will bring out their ASD.ThunderMaverick said:She wrote back:
I didn't mean too much by me "swinging by".... I just like to check out new places. I think you misunderstood, you weirdo. =) j/k. So how long have you been bartending? I bartend and work the door at LAX and Shag sometimes, I'm cool with you stopping by if you want. Do you bartened in the Valley?
Your are st00pid. If you truly wanted to avoid her, you wouldn't be encouraging her by talking to her at all.ThunderMaverick said:Keep in mind I know how violent and freaky this chick is. (I have tons of other nasty stories about her) I know whats going on. There is absolutely NO reason for her to "swing by". We weren't friends. We didn't talk most of the time she was with my friend.
I'm not stOOpid. I wrote her back just now with:
What you don't realize is that this response was actually VERY DJ. She's going to want you more than ever now, mark my words. Seriously, just cut contact, if she's crazy, why are you baiting her? Oh maybe the same reason you like playin 3 pages with iqqi.ThunderMaverick said:
Yeah maybe you didn't mean too much, but what usually happens is that I get to joking with a girl and hanging out it usually leads to sex. Tons of it. Then things get complicated. No doubt I would probably try to have sex with you because I'm a ***** hound. And I'm sure you know I had a huge crush on you.
I went from being a cute little virgin to saying "I'm definitely going to screw this girl" if she laughs or touches me a certain way. Most of the time it turns out like that. All subtlety aside, I'm attractive. You're attractive. You get two attractive people in a closet and they make rabbits.
Just being honest. So no, stopping by isn't in my future. hahahaha
I'm hoping all bases are covered in that reply. I don't want any kind of subtle games being exchanged. I want to get this over with. My erection is cursing me out and I'm covering my ears.
MacAvoy said:Followed by TM biting hook.
Seriously man, just hit the Ignore button instead of ruining your thread and turning it into a 3 page b1tchfest, your just as much a b1tch for getting caught up in it.
wjh said:Boy does that bring back bad memories...
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
ThunderMaverick said:She wrote back:
I can see you haven't stopped being a weirdo. I guess it's part of your "charm". But I got a laugh out of it.
Goddamn. I was hoping she would say that she wanted to sleep with me.
F***.
BPD women deserve all the insults that you can think of.wjh said:Internet buds? LOL - if that's not insulting to a chick I don't know what is...
I'm not saying you shouldn't say that, I just find it amusing.
Thunder, by god man...read this advise! What are you doing?!? By all means, flirt with Iqqi, but run from this one gal, run damn you!jophil28 said:BPD women deserve all the insults that you can think of.
Why be polite to a monster.
Cluster B women are evil ,sinister haters of men and will slowly destroy your peace, your serenity and your confidence in women generally. They ALL use sex to bait and hook you and when you are attached they withdraw themselves slowly - like pulling out a barbed fish hook sideways.
Your pain is their reward.
Approach at you own peril
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.