"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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RE: "who was the first person to walk on the moon"
DUMB GUY: "well, I gotta tell ya, some people don't believe that happened. Some people believe it was, uh, reincarnated in Arizona"
THIS is how people like Bush get elected down there.
DUMB GUY: "well, I gotta tell ya, some people don't believe that happened. Some people believe it was, uh, reincarnated in Arizona"
THIS is how people like Bush get elected down there.
I laughed when that guy said that. Reincarnated must have sounded a lot cooler than 'made' or 'filmed' to him.realsmoothie said:
The whole thing reminded me of Jay Leno's jaywalking. But instead, this guy really wanted to insult Americans with their stupidity.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Not only stupid, but outrageously racist!! It is truly shocking that there are still such primitive people in civilized countries.
Obviously, this was a biased survey and (I HOPE!) not a fair reflection of Americans as a whole.
Obviously, this was a biased survey and (I HOPE!) not a fair reflection of Americans as a whole.
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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You may be right. They might be stupid. They might misspell "symbolize" and "hundreds" too.LAWYER said:
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"The Chaser's - War on everything" lol I thought it might be those guys by reading the replies, they take the piss out of everything so dont take it to heart. I'm very much anti T.V usually (so are those guys ironically) but I wont miss an episode of that sh!t.
And lol I'm no spelling nazi...but fvck man stick to hieroglyphics or something.
And lol I'm no spelling nazi...but fvck man stick to hieroglyphics or something.
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haha! LAWYER got served!( . )( . ) said:
LOL I'm glad he's not my "LAWYER" I never thought you could have an IQ below 80 and be one. Obviously these TV shows interview a lot of people and take the really retarded ones well 51% of Americans (Those who reelected Bush) to make their program.realsmoothie said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Wrong. Every exit poll showed that the higher someone's income level is and the more education they had, with the exception of Post-Grad education, they were more likely to vote for Bush in the last election than Kerry, and that people who earned more than 50K per year were more likely to vote for Bush as well.realsmoothie said:
Perhaps you should educate yourself before making stupid generalizations at the risk of looking...stupid yourself.
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/US/P/00/epolls.0.html
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Who the hell doesn't have an undergrad degree these days? The stuff you can get away with not knowing and still graduate from college is absurd. And yeah, democrats as a whole tend to have higher educations than republicans. Not to mention these statistics will always of course take into account extremely low-income/low-education people, aka the poor, who always vote democrat.Derek Flint said:
Besides, he is right. Bush got re-elected in large part through the spreading of misinformation. That is not to be argued. I think we all know the true correlation between intelligence and voting for Bush now, anyways.
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The other thing about those exit polls is that they indicated that a lot of people lie on exit polls in a classic example of "social desirability bias". Many more people ACTUALLY voted for Bush than said they did when asked, which makes me question any of the data from exit polls in the 2004 election.
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LOL... remember that B.S. degrees like "business management" count as a degree too.
I'm talking about actually smart people, not people that went to school a lot.
I guarantee that 90% of the people in that video voted for Bush. I can't prove it, but everyone in here knows it.
I'm talking about actually smart people, not people that went to school a lot.
I guarantee that 90% of the people in that video voted for Bush. I can't prove it, but everyone in here knows it.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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