"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Usa Is Number One
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RE: "who was the first person to walk on the moon"
DUMB GUY: "well, I gotta tell ya, some people don't believe that happened. Some people believe it was, uh, reincarnated in Arizona"
THIS is how people like Bush get elected down there.
DUMB GUY: "well, I gotta tell ya, some people don't believe that happened. Some people believe it was, uh, reincarnated in Arizona"
THIS is how people like Bush get elected down there.
I laughed when that guy said that. Reincarnated must have sounded a lot cooler than 'made' or 'filmed' to him.realsmoothie said:
The whole thing reminded me of Jay Leno's jaywalking. But instead, this guy really wanted to insult Americans with their stupidity.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Not only stupid, but outrageously racist!! It is truly shocking that there are still such primitive people in civilized countries.
Obviously, this was a biased survey and (I HOPE!) not a fair reflection of Americans as a whole.
Obviously, this was a biased survey and (I HOPE!) not a fair reflection of Americans as a whole.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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You may be right. They might be stupid. They might misspell "symbolize" and "hundreds" too.LAWYER said:
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"The Chaser's - War on everything" lol I thought it might be those guys by reading the replies, they take the piss out of everything so dont take it to heart. I'm very much anti T.V usually (so are those guys ironically) but I wont miss an episode of that sh!t.
And lol I'm no spelling nazi...but fvck man stick to hieroglyphics or something.
And lol I'm no spelling nazi...but fvck man stick to hieroglyphics or something.
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haha! LAWYER got served!( . )( . ) said:
LOL I'm glad he's not my "LAWYER" I never thought you could have an IQ below 80 and be one. Obviously these TV shows interview a lot of people and take the really retarded ones well 51% of Americans (Those who reelected Bush) to make their program.realsmoothie said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Wrong. Every exit poll showed that the higher someone's income level is and the more education they had, with the exception of Post-Grad education, they were more likely to vote for Bush in the last election than Kerry, and that people who earned more than 50K per year were more likely to vote for Bush as well.realsmoothie said:
Perhaps you should educate yourself before making stupid generalizations at the risk of looking...stupid yourself.
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/US/P/00/epolls.0.html
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Who the hell doesn't have an undergrad degree these days? The stuff you can get away with not knowing and still graduate from college is absurd. And yeah, democrats as a whole tend to have higher educations than republicans. Not to mention these statistics will always of course take into account extremely low-income/low-education people, aka the poor, who always vote democrat.Derek Flint said:
Besides, he is right. Bush got re-elected in large part through the spreading of misinformation. That is not to be argued. I think we all know the true correlation between intelligence and voting for Bush now, anyways.
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The other thing about those exit polls is that they indicated that a lot of people lie on exit polls in a classic example of "social desirability bias". Many more people ACTUALLY voted for Bush than said they did when asked, which makes me question any of the data from exit polls in the 2004 election.
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LOL... remember that B.S. degrees like "business management" count as a degree too.
I'm talking about actually smart people, not people that went to school a lot.
I guarantee that 90% of the people in that video voted for Bush. I can't prove it, but everyone in here knows it.
I'm talking about actually smart people, not people that went to school a lot.
I guarantee that 90% of the people in that video voted for Bush. I can't prove it, but everyone in here knows it.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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