"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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RE: "who was the first person to walk on the moon"
DUMB GUY: "well, I gotta tell ya, some people don't believe that happened. Some people believe it was, uh, reincarnated in Arizona"
THIS is how people like Bush get elected down there.
DUMB GUY: "well, I gotta tell ya, some people don't believe that happened. Some people believe it was, uh, reincarnated in Arizona"
THIS is how people like Bush get elected down there.
I laughed when that guy said that. Reincarnated must have sounded a lot cooler than 'made' or 'filmed' to him.realsmoothie said:
The whole thing reminded me of Jay Leno's jaywalking. But instead, this guy really wanted to insult Americans with their stupidity.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Not only stupid, but outrageously racist!! It is truly shocking that there are still such primitive people in civilized countries.
Obviously, this was a biased survey and (I HOPE!) not a fair reflection of Americans as a whole.
Obviously, this was a biased survey and (I HOPE!) not a fair reflection of Americans as a whole.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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You may be right. They might be stupid. They might misspell "symbolize" and "hundreds" too.LAWYER said:
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"The Chaser's - War on everything" lol I thought it might be those guys by reading the replies, they take the piss out of everything so dont take it to heart. I'm very much anti T.V usually (so are those guys ironically) but I wont miss an episode of that sh!t.
And lol I'm no spelling nazi...but fvck man stick to hieroglyphics or something.
And lol I'm no spelling nazi...but fvck man stick to hieroglyphics or something.
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haha! LAWYER got served!( . )( . ) said:
LOL I'm glad he's not my "LAWYER" I never thought you could have an IQ below 80 and be one. Obviously these TV shows interview a lot of people and take the really retarded ones well 51% of Americans (Those who reelected Bush) to make their program.realsmoothie said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Wrong. Every exit poll showed that the higher someone's income level is and the more education they had, with the exception of Post-Grad education, they were more likely to vote for Bush in the last election than Kerry, and that people who earned more than 50K per year were more likely to vote for Bush as well.realsmoothie said:
Perhaps you should educate yourself before making stupid generalizations at the risk of looking...stupid yourself.
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/US/P/00/epolls.0.html
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Who the hell doesn't have an undergrad degree these days? The stuff you can get away with not knowing and still graduate from college is absurd. And yeah, democrats as a whole tend to have higher educations than republicans. Not to mention these statistics will always of course take into account extremely low-income/low-education people, aka the poor, who always vote democrat.Derek Flint said:
Besides, he is right. Bush got re-elected in large part through the spreading of misinformation. That is not to be argued. I think we all know the true correlation between intelligence and voting for Bush now, anyways.
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The other thing about those exit polls is that they indicated that a lot of people lie on exit polls in a classic example of "social desirability bias". Many more people ACTUALLY voted for Bush than said they did when asked, which makes me question any of the data from exit polls in the 2004 election.
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LOL... remember that B.S. degrees like "business management" count as a degree too.
I'm talking about actually smart people, not people that went to school a lot.
I guarantee that 90% of the people in that video voted for Bush. I can't prove it, but everyone in here knows it.
I'm talking about actually smart people, not people that went to school a lot.
I guarantee that 90% of the people in that video voted for Bush. I can't prove it, but everyone in here knows it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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