"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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My cousin hooks me up with a fat ugly chick.

Stéphane

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Anyways do you remember that fat thread, well my cousin is trying to hook me up with an even fatter chick. Like I don't like been an ass, but how I tell her i'm not interested, it's my cousin...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Stéphane said:
Anyways do you remember that fat thread, well my cousin is trying to hook me up with an even fatter chick. Like I don't like been an ass, but how I tell her i'm not interested, it's my cousin...

Just be honest and say you don't like fatties.
 

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Can't really say that, she's kind of fat too... lol. What a dilemna I got myself into.
 

smooth guy

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Why is your cousin hooking you up with chicks anyway, and fat ones especially?

Tell her you're seeing someone else and that you'll add on her on the waiting list :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Because the girl seen a photo of me on facebook, and she asked my cousin for me, because she thought I was hot..

I told my cousin that i'm dating 3 girls right now, and i'm moving soon so it wouldnt work out. She bought it, because it's also pretty much true.
 

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bigjohnson said:
How would she look with your côck in her mouth?
Didn't think of it that way, but I never hooked up with a fat chick b4 how does it feel.
 

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hahahahhah tell her you don't like fat girls! don't be a puss.

if your cousin is that hypersensitive about her weight maybe she'll have a panic attack and realize she needs to stop eating those god damn big macs every day.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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bigjohnson

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Stéphane said:
Didn't think of it that way, but I never hooked up with a fat chick b4 how does it feel.
I'm not sure but I bet it's the same, except she might have lower expectations.
 

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Philip Roth once wrote "Ugly girls will do whatever you want them to do. They're just grateful for the attention".
 
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