My cousin hooks me up with a fat ugly chick.

[Stéphane]

Anyways do you remember that fat thread, well my cousin is trying to hook me up with an even fatter chick. Like I don't like been an ass, but how I tell her i'm not interested, it's my cousin...

 

[demonic]

Anyways do you remember that fat thread, well my cousin is trying to hook me up with an even fatter chick. Like I don't like been an ass, but how I tell her i'm not interested, it's my cousin...

Just be honest and say you don't like fatties.

 

[Stéphane]

Can't really say that, she's kind of fat too... lol. What a dilemna I got myself into.

 

[smooth guy]

Why is your cousin hooking you up with chicks anyway, and fat ones especially?

Tell her you're seeing someone else and that you'll add on her on the waiting list

 

[bigjohnson]

How would she look with your côck in her mouth?

 

[Stéphane]

Because the girl seen a photo of me on facebook, and she asked my cousin for me, because she thought I was hot..

I told my cousin that i'm dating 3 girls right now, and i'm moving soon so it wouldnt work out. She bought it, because it's also pretty much true.

 

[DonGorgon]

LOL... silly funny thread

 

[Stéphane]

How would she look with your côck in her mouth?

Didn't think of it that way, but I never hooked up with a fat chick b4 how does it feel.

 

[wjh]

hahahahhah tell her you don't like fat girls! don't be a puss.

if your cousin is that hypersensitive about her weight maybe she'll have a panic attack and realize she needs to stop eating those god damn big macs every day.

 

[DonGorgon]

LOLOLOLOL....

Fat girls lower you self esteem

 

[bigjohnson]

Didn't think of it that way, but I never hooked up with a fat chick b4 how does it feel.

I'm not sure but I bet it's the same, except she might have lower expectations.

 

[DonGorgon]

^^^ and she might break your bed

 

[wjh]

^^^ and she might break your bed

hahahahhaha

 

[Leporello]

Philip Roth once wrote "Ugly girls will do whatever you want them to do. They're just grateful for the attention".