"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My cousin hooks me up with a fat ugly chick.

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Anyways do you remember that fat thread, well my cousin is trying to hook me up with an even fatter chick. Like I don't like been an ass, but how I tell her i'm not interested, it's my cousin...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Stéphane said:
Anyways do you remember that fat thread, well my cousin is trying to hook me up with an even fatter chick. Like I don't like been an ass, but how I tell her i'm not interested, it's my cousin...
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Just be honest and say you don't like fatties.
 
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Can't really say that, she's kind of fat too... lol. What a dilemna I got myself into.
 
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Why is your cousin hooking you up with chicks anyway, and fat ones especially?

Tell her you're seeing someone else and that you'll add on her on the waiting list :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Because the girl seen a photo of me on facebook, and she asked my cousin for me, because she thought I was hot..

I told my cousin that i'm dating 3 girls right now, and i'm moving soon so it wouldnt work out. She bought it, because it's also pretty much true.
 
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bigjohnson said:
How would she look with your côck in her mouth?
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Didn't think of it that way, but I never hooked up with a fat chick b4 how does it feel.
 
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hahahahhah tell her you don't like fat girls! don't be a puss.

if your cousin is that hypersensitive about her weight maybe she'll have a panic attack and realize she needs to stop eating those god damn big macs every day.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Stéphane said:
Didn't think of it that way, but I never hooked up with a fat chick b4 how does it feel.
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I'm not sure but I bet it's the same, except she might have lower expectations.
 
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Philip Roth once wrote "Ugly girls will do whatever you want them to do. They're just grateful for the attention".
 
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