"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
mastacheef
Don Juan
me and my homies use to play this in our little "jam band" haha it was so fun i miss those days but yes metallica.. makes me... wet.. ahhh wasn't their new cd by WB suppose to come out like 4 years ago lmao?
After the last album, I gave up on them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbuk96kW9LM
WTF were they thinking?!
My dog can sing better than that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbuk96kW9LM
WTF were they thinking?!
My dog can sing better than that.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Aboleo said:
You're mom can sing better than that. lol! :crackup:
I thought that video was badass!
the only metallica songs i like are 'one' and 'sanitarium' (otherwise im a megadeth fan)
One is what put them on the map. i still think its probably the most powerful metal song ever produced.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BoQ1qPPRs&feature=related
one of the few songs that is even cooler live also!
One is what put them on the map. i still think its probably the most powerful metal song ever produced.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BoQ1qPPRs&feature=related
one of the few songs that is even cooler live also!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ExcelNPrevail
Don Juan
Slayer Rules!!!!!!!!!!! Is all i can say.
No, I said "my dog" whats the problem, got pig**** in your vision? Besides... I never knew my mom. She left before I was born.:moon:ValleyDJing said:
Metallica (Kirk Hammit aside) is just a bunch of burnt-out fairies sitting around group therapy sessions b!tching at one another like sorority girls. If you don't believe me, go watch "Some Kind of Monster". Pathetic!
Long live Megadeth!:rockon:
Dave Mustaine rules. Down with Metallica (post 1997, anyways... I actually liked some stuff on 'Load' And 'Reload'... 'Garage Inc' was cool, but it was a cover album and does not count). St. Anger sucked! :cuss:
ValleyDJing said:
I was talking about the music, brother. If you could even call it that...
penkitten
Master Don Juan
thats impossible.Aboleo said:
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ExcelNPrevail said:
Pure natural adrenalin is all I can say! Former pit survivor many years ago...madness. It was this 'bloody' song too that gave me a black eye at the concert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkaU-ZG8_lM&feature=related
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
You gotta hate to see a "Your Mom" joke go south like that. My bad dude.Aboleo said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
penkitten said:
lolz! Good catch PK!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.