"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mastacheef
Don Juan
me and my homies use to play this in our little "jam band" haha it was so fun i miss those days but yes metallica.. makes me... wet.. ahhh wasn't their new cd by WB suppose to come out like 4 years ago lmao?
After the last album, I gave up on them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbuk96kW9LM
WTF were they thinking?!
My dog can sing better than that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbuk96kW9LM
WTF were they thinking?!
My dog can sing better than that.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Aboleo said:
You're mom can sing better than that. lol! :crackup:
I thought that video was badass!
the only metallica songs i like are 'one' and 'sanitarium' (otherwise im a megadeth fan)
One is what put them on the map. i still think its probably the most powerful metal song ever produced.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BoQ1qPPRs&feature=related
one of the few songs that is even cooler live also!
One is what put them on the map. i still think its probably the most powerful metal song ever produced.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BoQ1qPPRs&feature=related
one of the few songs that is even cooler live also!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ExcelNPrevail
Don Juan
Slayer Rules!!!!!!!!!!! Is all i can say.
No, I said "my dog" whats the problem, got pig**** in your vision? Besides... I never knew my mom. She left before I was born.:moon:ValleyDJing said:
Metallica (Kirk Hammit aside) is just a bunch of burnt-out fairies sitting around group therapy sessions b!tching at one another like sorority girls. If you don't believe me, go watch "Some Kind of Monster". Pathetic!
Long live Megadeth!:rockon:
Dave Mustaine rules. Down with Metallica (post 1997, anyways... I actually liked some stuff on 'Load' And 'Reload'... 'Garage Inc' was cool, but it was a cover album and does not count). St. Anger sucked! :cuss:
ValleyDJing said:
I was talking about the music, brother. If you could even call it that...
penkitten
Master Don Juan
thats impossible.Aboleo said:
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ExcelNPrevail said:
Pure natural adrenalin is all I can say! Former pit survivor many years ago...madness. It was this 'bloody' song too that gave me a black eye at the concert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkaU-ZG8_lM&feature=related
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
You gotta hate to see a "Your Mom" joke go south like that. My bad dude.Aboleo said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
penkitten said:
lolz! Good catch PK!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.