Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Msn chat log - what ya say OO..

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vincent

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God damn. 1st thing, learn how to type long hand. Short hand is retarded.
 

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lol.. wow i hope wordpad or whatever has a vowel filler so we can understand what some of these words mean
 

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I would've thought these kind of "online chatlog dating" threads should be closed.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thanks a ton diablo...

Well its funny why people bother...to post .. when they actually dont want to read it...to some of the nice people like DJ Legion..thanks for your suggestions...i will try to format it better the next time...and to some of the smart ones like check mate uk...i cant think of a line where i said i love her...but i am sorry i forgot to write on the top " please read while you are not drunk"..by the way...the end result of the convo is . i got her number...and if u read it again..when you are not drunk...you will realise she was the one who said..she would like to meet up sometime...But anyways...take care ..
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
I would've thought these kind of "online chatlog dating" threads should be closed.
If you insist :D
 
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