"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mr. Wonderful??? SCARY!

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WaterTiger

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I was in Walgreens today & saw a frightening new doll! It's called "Mr. Wonderful" and it has to be the most AFC creation I've ever seen! It comes in a keychain size or a 12 inch stuffed doll.

When you push the doll's button the toy says things like:

*"You take the remote Honey, I don't care what we watch as long as I'm with you!"

*"I thought about you all day, so I brought you flowers!"

*"Who cares about the ball game, I'd rather spend time with you!."
And other similar, repulsive things.

I thought about you guys and just had to tell you. This evil doll is being sold to unsuspecting men who think this is really what women want to hear.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ScrewIt

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it's all a conspiracy i tell ya!!

made to brainwash all men and feminize them!!

Feminazis i tell ya !!

actually those AFC lines are what girls want to hear, so i suspect girls will be buying it for their keychain
 
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lol, somebody has a sense of humor...

how about a Ms Wonderful...

*"You take the remote Honey, I don't have the ability to find anything interesting!"

*"I thought about you all day, so I brought some new lingerie!"

*"I don't wanna go to a restaurant, I'd rather walk around half naked and cook for you!."
 
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Is the Mrs. Wonderful doll inflatable?
Does her mouth look like a big Cheerio?:D
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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If "Mr. Wonderful" sells well, no doubt there's a market for "Mr. Naughty Delivery Guy".

*push button*

"I've got a pakage just for you, mam. Growwlll!!!"
 
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You people gotta realize that half the female population is 40-70 years of age, 160lbs and 5'4. and since they don't exactly have the initiative to stop eating twinkies and watching oprah they will stay that way and never get the attention they use to. This doll is insta attention for the attention starved broad.
 
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