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Mr. Wonderful??? SCARY!

WaterTiger

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I was in Walgreens today & saw a frightening new doll! It's called "Mr. Wonderful" and it has to be the most AFC creation I've ever seen! It comes in a keychain size or a 12 inch stuffed doll.

When you push the doll's button the toy says things like:

*"You take the remote Honey, I don't care what we watch as long as I'm with you!"

*"I thought about you all day, so I brought you flowers!"

*"Who cares about the ball game, I'd rather spend time with you!."
And other similar, repulsive things.

I thought about you guys and just had to tell you. This evil doll is being sold to unsuspecting men who think this is really what women want to hear.
 

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ScrewIt

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it's all a conspiracy i tell ya!!

made to brainwash all men and feminize them!!

Feminazis i tell ya !!

actually those AFC lines are what girls want to hear, so i suspect girls will be buying it for their keychain
 

Crank_It_Up

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lol, somebody has a sense of humor...

how about a Ms Wonderful...

*"You take the remote Honey, I don't have the ability to find anything interesting!"

*"I thought about you all day, so I brought some new lingerie!"

*"I don't wanna go to a restaurant, I'd rather walk around half naked and cook for you!."
 

Kerpal

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I've seen that, they also have a Mrs. Wonderful now. It says things like "I'll take the trash out honey, I could use the exercise.":D
 

Ol'BlueEyes

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Is the Mrs. Wonderful doll inflatable?
Does her mouth look like a big Cheerio?:D
 

coldcoal

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If "Mr. Wonderful" sells well, no doubt there's a market for "Mr. Naughty Delivery Guy".

*push button*

"I've got a pakage just for you, mam. Growwlll!!!"
 

Jvesti

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You people gotta realize that half the female population is 40-70 years of age, 160lbs and 5'4. and since they don't exactly have the initiative to stop eating twinkies and watching oprah they will stay that way and never get the attention they use to. This doll is insta attention for the attention starved broad.
 
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