"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mr. Wonderful??? SCARY!

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I was in Walgreens today & saw a frightening new doll! It's called "Mr. Wonderful" and it has to be the most AFC creation I've ever seen! It comes in a keychain size or a 12 inch stuffed doll.

When you push the doll's button the toy says things like:

*"You take the remote Honey, I don't care what we watch as long as I'm with you!"

*"I thought about you all day, so I brought you flowers!"

*"Who cares about the ball game, I'd rather spend time with you!."
And other similar, repulsive things.

I thought about you guys and just had to tell you. This evil doll is being sold to unsuspecting men who think this is really what women want to hear.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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it's all a conspiracy i tell ya!!

made to brainwash all men and feminize them!!

Feminazis i tell ya !!

actually those AFC lines are what girls want to hear, so i suspect girls will be buying it for their keychain
 
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lol, somebody has a sense of humor...

how about a Ms Wonderful...

*"You take the remote Honey, I don't have the ability to find anything interesting!"

*"I thought about you all day, so I brought some new lingerie!"

*"I don't wanna go to a restaurant, I'd rather walk around half naked and cook for you!."
 
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Is the Mrs. Wonderful doll inflatable?
Does her mouth look like a big Cheerio?:D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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If "Mr. Wonderful" sells well, no doubt there's a market for "Mr. Naughty Delivery Guy".

*push button*

"I've got a pakage just for you, mam. Growwlll!!!"
 
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You people gotta realize that half the female population is 40-70 years of age, 160lbs and 5'4. and since they don't exactly have the initiative to stop eating twinkies and watching oprah they will stay that way and never get the attention they use to. This doll is insta attention for the attention starved broad.
 
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