"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Movie Theater Handjob - how to escalate

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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kidkurious said:
Next time, I'm gonna try returning the favor and play with her **** and actually try to finger her - i'm afraid her moaning will get us kicked out though.
How do you think I should go about doing this?
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Are you really dense? or you really have no clue what you are doing?!

Its time to take her home and fvck her and not go to a movie theater and attempt to get to third base. This girl is horny and you should already be scoring BJ's left and right.

Oh and its pretty easy to get handjobs and BJ's in a movie Theater. You just pick a crappy movie that no one is watching, you go to a late show on a weekday so their will be less people and you pick the back corner of the theater.
 
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yama600rr said:
damn bro... are you gay or something? she's wants to jack u off and you're pullin her hand away? maybe you would feel better if its a guy doing it right?... i dont know what to tell you besides that youre a loser!
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I dont think thats nesessary. and defenently not useful to him. Dont reply to threads with pointless posts.




DJDamage is right. Dont go to the movie theatre anymore. Its time to get her to your house. Both you and her will be much more confortable, which will get rid of that mood killer, hesitation.
 
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don't take her to a movie next time dude, she obviously isn't in it for that, she's a virgin and wants some ****...

this is what i'd do, just because it's my style..

PRETEND you're taking her to a movie, blindfold her when you're in the car, pull the car up in the HOTEL (not motel, get somewhere decent) carpark, go & get your room key, then go & get her & only take the blindfold off when you're in the lift. refuse to touch her in it. then put it back on before the doors open on your floor. if she resists, tell her you're not moving an inch further until she puts it on. then take it off just as you open the room door. she'll melt. guarantee you'll get plenty more from there on.

movies are crap dates anyway as you don't talk - fine if you're already together & just want to hold her but, otherwise...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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vicious_fishes said:
don't take her to a movie next time dude, she obviously isn't in it for that, she's a virgin and wants some ****...

this is what i'd do, just because it's my style..

PRETEND you're taking her to a movie, blindfold her when you're in the car, pull the car up in the HOTEL (not motel, get somewhere decent) carpark, go & get your room key, then go & get her & only take the blindfold off when you're in the lift. refuse to touch her in it. then put it back on before the doors open on your floor. if she resists, tell her you're not moving an inch further until she puts it on. then take it off just as you open the room door. she'll melt. guarantee you'll get plenty more from there on.

movies are crap dates anyway as you don't talk - fine if you're already together & just want to hold her but, otherwise...
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Does anyone else think that this is the stupidest fvcking idea they have ever herd of. Is this really your style? Has this ever really worked for you on a 2nd or 3rd date with a woman you have not slept with. If it has, I bet she thought it was somewhat lame. It probably sounded real cool to you when you typed it up (taking charge, mystery, spontaneous) but in reality it is a lot of work and a lame way of going about getting some ass.

No need to do all this stupid SHlT she is already giving you all the buying signals. You just need to find a private place and escalate (1 step at a time because she is a virgin). No need for cheap theatrics.
 
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kidkurious, How old are you?
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early twenties

i'm gonna go to her house next
she's a musician, and i myself play piano, so i'll invite myself over to "check out her instruments".
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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