sandman6991
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Best. Thread. EVER!
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Are you really dense? or you really have no clue what you are doing?!kidkurious said:Next time, I'm gonna try returning the favor and play with her **** and actually try to finger her - i'm afraid her moaning will get us kicked out though.
How do you think I should go about doing this?
I dont think thats nesessary. and defenently not useful to him. Dont reply to threads with pointless posts.yama600rr said:damn bro... are you gay or something? she's wants to jack u off and you're pullin her hand away? maybe you would feel better if its a guy doing it right?... i dont know what to tell you besides that youre a loser!
You need to take some lessons from this guykidkurious said:At one point, it started to hurt...
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ROFL . This sh1t is moneyMacAvoy said:
I've always actually preferred watching Rodney CarringtonDaddy The Pimp said:
Does anyone else think that this is the stupidest fvcking idea they have ever herd of. Is this really your style? Has this ever really worked for you on a 2nd or 3rd date with a woman you have not slept with. If it has, I bet she thought it was somewhat lame. It probably sounded real cool to you when you typed it up (taking charge, mystery, spontaneous) but in reality it is a lot of work and a lame way of going about getting some ass.vicious_fishes said:don't take her to a movie next time dude, she obviously isn't in it for that, she's a virgin and wants some ****...
this is what i'd do, just because it's my style..
PRETEND you're taking her to a movie, blindfold her when you're in the car, pull the car up in the HOTEL (not motel, get somewhere decent) carpark, go & get your room key, then go & get her & only take the blindfold off when you're in the lift. refuse to touch her in it. then put it back on before the doors open on your floor. if she resists, tell her you're not moving an inch further until she puts it on. then take it off just as you open the room door. she'll melt. guarantee you'll get plenty more from there on.
movies are crap dates anyway as you don't talk - fine if you're already together & just want to hold her but, otherwise...
early twentiesamoka said:kidkurious, How old are you?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.