most obvious come-on that wasnt missed!

[HandyAndy]

Opposite of the thread that was made years ago....start posting!

 

[vigilance]

Most obvious was at a gig I was doing (I play bass). Some dude comes up to me on break and says "my friend wants to meet you". So I go meet his friend, who turns out to be a fairly attractive blond chick I say "Hey I'm vigilance" and she says "I'm blahblahblah, wanna ****?". I said yes, then we did.

 

[Slick101]

Most obvious was at a gig I was doing (I play bass). Some dude comes up to me on break and says "my friend wants to meet you". So I go meet his friend, who turns out to be a fairly attractive blond chick I say "Hey I'm vigilance" and she says "I'm blahblahblah, wanna ****?". I said yes, then we did.

R U serious>

 

[kdnash82]

Me and my friends go to the club and right before it closes I start gaming this chick. We talk and b/s, then she asks if I drove or rode with my friends. I told her that I rode.

When I met back up with my friends, they were like "Are you ready to go?" She says, you guys can leave, but he's coming with me!

Downside to that story was the condoms my friend gave me were stale and dry. One broke, the other rolled up to the point where it wanted to break and was just uncomfortable, which left me drunk, upset and very unsatisfied

 

[Canadian Catnip]

Downside to that story was the condoms my friend gave me were stale and dry. One broke, the other rolled up to the point where it wanted to break and was just uncomfortable, which left me drunk, upset and very unsatisfied

Remember, all condoms have a FUKK BEFORE DATE.

 

[Rex Man]

Yup, Vigilance has the coolest story so far. He played bass, so she blew the woodwind.....way to go :yes:

 

[J-Bone]

I said hey to this chick at a party but I was busy so when she started to give me the **** talk I had to go and hey was ALL I said. I saw her later and she came up so I looked at her smiled slightly pulled her into my area and started makin out and then it escalated from there. I found out her name the next day when a friend came up talking about it.

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Spring Break Rocky Point '93.

Girl walked up to me on the dance floor at 9PM, put her hand down my jean shorts and said, "fvck me...fvck me right now". Baffled, I started dancing with her and kissing on her. I grabbed her by the hand about a minute later and walked her out to the beach and then banged her about 50 yards from the Pithya Bar on the beach. About 2 hours later another random girl asked me if I thought I was "God's Gift". I asked her for a smoke and she asked me what does she get if she gives me a smoke. I asked her what she wanted. She replied, "your undivided attention". I told her that I'd give her my undivided attention on the beach. She then said, "ok, let me go to the bathroom, get a beer and we'll go". Walked her out to the same spot, took off my shirt and laid it down for her to sit on so she wouldn't get sand up her poosy (did the same with the other girl btw) and closed the deal. Didn't get either girl's name.

Wait.. isn't this the most olympic night one's ever had thread? :cheer:

 

[kdnash82]

Er!c L!ve was fortunate enough to be old enough to have been of age around a time where girls were more "open" with their sexuality. After AIDS/HIV came along, things began to wrap up. Now us younger bucks have things a little more difficult.

We have to do a little more song and dance in order to get in those pants, and even then two in one night in the same spot would be un-heard of.

Way to go!!

 

[KnockoutJM]

I was at a girls house, and we were watching a movie, with a few other people. I went to the bathroom when the movie ended, and she i guess told them she wanted to go to sleep, and they left. I came out and was saying goodbye to everyone, about to leave, and she said wait, come back downstairs.. So i decided to stay and watch tv/talk with her, and she started unbuttoning my jeans, and took my **** out, and said i want to play with your cck.

And to the best of my knowledge that is my most obvious come-on, that wasnt missed.

 

[HandyAndy]

you fvckin pimps....

 

[ValleyDJing]

Jesus! Awesome thread...I can't believe I didn't come up with it.

Girl gave me the tongue in cheek bj thing...got a bj. Simple.

 

[HandyAndy]

its cuz im awesome
lol tongue in cheek.....i would have laughed and been like wtf*****!!11

 

[backbreaker]

Assuming a come on is when you aren't already on a date:


I had come friends over, and they broght their friends, who happened to be women. one was pretty cute was eyeing me

very long story short, it was getting late and I had PLANNED on going out, I say "i'm getting ready to go take a shower"

so the cute girl says "okay, want me to come with you?"..


....hell yeah I want you to come with me.

 

[DrMetallica]

Spring Break Rocky Point '93.


Wait.. isn't this the most olympic night one's ever had thread? :cheer:

did yew go to an Arizona uni?

 

[Serialized3]

*Sleeping on an (unattractive) female friend's couch after a party*

Girl: "Come sleep in here with me"
Me: "Nah, I like the couch"
Girl: "My bed is really comfortable"
Me: "I don't feel like moving right now"
Girl: "My pillows are very soft and it's nice and warm under my blankets"
Me: "I think I'm OK here, thanks"
Girl: "COME SLEEP WITH ME!"

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Er!c L!ve was fortunate enough to be old enough to have been of age around a time where girls were more "open" with their sexuality. After AIDS/HIV came along, things began to wrap up. Now us younger bucks have things a little more difficult.

We have to do a little more song and dance in order to get in those pants, and even then two in one night in the same spot would be un-heard of.

Way to go!!

Thanks

Actually, AIDS was a very big topic in 1993. Magic Johnson announced that he contracted AIDS in 1991. I packed 2 condoms and used one each time. Also, this was spring break in Mexico: where the girls leave their morals at the border. IMO, younger girls are far more sexual now than in 1993. EG: Today, talk of bi-sexuality, 3-ways, girls shaving their poosies and anal sex are common. In 1993, my social circle would consider you a sexual deviant if you brought up anal sex or shaved poosies. I went to spring break with the mind set of 'I will get laid'. I have another killer Mexico vacation from the same year involving 2 girls in one night, but they didn't come up to me.

did yew go to an Arizona uni?

Yep, I went to UofAZ, ASU and two different community colleges. I went on the 11 year plan. I graduated from ASU.

 

[ValleyDJing]

I went on the 11 year plan.

lol! Nice...at the rate I'm going, I can relate.

 

[tryin 2 play]

ME and this chick walking to our cars after work ended....

me: alright see ya
her: wait, wanna fvck?
me:yup

(got the digits, adress went to her hosue and sealed it) i still laugh when ithink about that one.

 

[HandyAndy]

why cant i get questions like that? Im cool :*(