"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
most obvious come-on that wasnt missed!
- Thread starter HandyAndy
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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kdnash82
Master Don Juan
When I met back up with my friends, they were like "Are you ready to go?" She says, you guys can leave, but he's coming with me!
Downside to that story was the condoms my friend gave me were stale and dry. One broke, the other rolled up to the point where it wanted to break and was just uncomfortable, which left me drunk, upset and very unsatisfied
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
Remember, all condoms have a FUKK BEFORE DATE.kdnash82 said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ER!C L!VE
Master Don Juan
Girl walked up to me on the dance floor at 9PM, put her hand down my jean shorts and said, "fvck me...fvck me right now". Baffled, I started dancing with her and kissing on her. I grabbed her by the hand about a minute later and walked her out to the beach and then banged her about 50 yards from the Pithya Bar on the beach. About 2 hours later another random girl asked me if I thought I was "God's Gift". I asked her for a smoke and she asked me what does she get if she gives me a smoke. I asked her what she wanted. She replied, "your undivided attention". I told her that I'd give her my undivided attention on the beach. She then said, "ok, let me go to the bathroom, get a beer and we'll go". Walked her out to the same spot, took off my shirt and laid it down for her to sit on so she wouldn't get sand up her poosy (did the same with the other girl btw) and closed the deal. Didn't get either girl's name.
Wait.. isn't this the most olympic night one's ever had thread? :cheer:
kdnash82
Master Don Juan
We have to do a little more song and dance in order to get in those pants, and even then two in one night in the same spot would be un-heard of.
Way to go!!
KnockoutJM
Don Juan
And to the best of my knowledge that is my most obvious come-on, that wasnt missed.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Girl gave me the tongue in cheek bj thing...got a bj. Simple.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I had come friends over, and they broght their friends, who happened to be women. one was pretty cute was eyeing me
very long story short, it was getting late and I had PLANNED on going out, I say "i'm getting ready to go take a shower"
so the cute girl says "okay, want me to come with you?"..
....hell yeah I want you to come with me.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
did yew go to an Arizona uni?ER!C L!VE said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Girl: "Come sleep in here with me"
Me: "Nah, I like the couch"
Girl: "My bed is really comfortable"
Me: "I don't feel like moving right now"
Girl: "My pillows are very soft and it's nice and warm under my blankets"
Me: "I think I'm OK here, thanks"
Girl: "COME SLEEP WITH ME!"
ER!C L!VE
Master Don Juan
Thankskdnash82 said:
Actually, AIDS was a very big topic in 1993. Magic Johnson announced that he contracted AIDS in 1991. I packed 2 condoms and used one each time. Also, this was spring break in Mexico: where the girls leave their morals at the border. IMO, younger girls are far more sexual now than in 1993. EG: Today, talk of bi-sexuality, 3-ways, girls shaving their poosies and anal sex are common. In 1993, my social circle would consider you a sexual deviant if you brought up anal sex or shaved poosies. I went to spring break with the mind set of 'I will get laid'. I have another killer Mexico vacation from the same year involving 2 girls in one night, but they didn't come up to me.
Yep, I went to UofAZ, ASU and two different community colleges. I went on the 11 year plan. I graduated from ASU.DrMetallica said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
ER!C L!VE said:
lol! Nice...at the rate I'm going, I can relate.
tryin 2 play
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me: alright see ya
her: wait, wanna fvck?
me:yup
(got the digits, adress went to her hosue and sealed it) i still laugh when ithink about that one.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.