"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Robert28

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Sounds like something a single mom would do. She’s got a history of making good decisions./s
 

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She has a lot of other tattoos.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Kiss — who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day — said knowing a partner’s size is important to her.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

This is why being pr0stitute is the dream job for some women. :rolleyes:
 

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There are some size queens out there. Most women aren't so if a guy has a lower notch count, there's a good chance he'll never run into a size queen. If a guy gets a high enough notch counts, then chances are much higher he'll find himself interacting with a size queen.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Did she seriously just wake up one morning and think "I'm going to get a ruler tattoo"?
 

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Actual headline: "Woman gets another stupid tattoo and dresses like a ho to get more d!ck".
 

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Her name is Tracy Kiss, but for some reason this reminds me of the rock band Kiss.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Perhaps we should get one tattooed to our leg so we can measure her stretched labia.
Just another classless hood rat deserving a swipe to the left.
 

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Just so long as she puts a mark for each man she measures and "accomodates" as well. Whats good for the goose can be good for a gander eh?

" Oh my you're my high mark so far!"
 

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involving a 14 year old in her pics? and exposing her to this nonsense
 
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