"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Robert28

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Sounds like something a single mom would do. She’s got a history of making good decisions./s
 

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She has a lot of other tattoos.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Kiss — who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day — said knowing a partner’s size is important to her.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

This is why being pr0stitute is the dream job for some women. :rolleyes:
 

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There are some size queens out there. Most women aren't so if a guy has a lower notch count, there's a good chance he'll never run into a size queen. If a guy gets a high enough notch counts, then chances are much higher he'll find himself interacting with a size queen.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Did she seriously just wake up one morning and think "I'm going to get a ruler tattoo"?
 

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Actual headline: "Woman gets another stupid tattoo and dresses like a ho to get more d!ck".
 

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Her name is Tracy Kiss, but for some reason this reminds me of the rock band Kiss.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Perhaps we should get one tattooed to our leg so we can measure her stretched labia.
Just another classless hood rat deserving a swipe to the left.
 

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Just so long as she puts a mark for each man she measures and "accomodates" as well. Whats good for the goose can be good for a gander eh?

" Oh my you're my high mark so far!"
 

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involving a 14 year old in her pics? and exposing her to this nonsense
 
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