"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Robert28

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Sounds like something a single mom would do. She’s got a history of making good decisions./s
 

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She has a lot of other tattoos.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Kiss — who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day — said knowing a partner’s size is important to her.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

This is why being pr0stitute is the dream job for some women. :rolleyes:
 

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There are some size queens out there. Most women aren't so if a guy has a lower notch count, there's a good chance he'll never run into a size queen. If a guy gets a high enough notch counts, then chances are much higher he'll find himself interacting with a size queen.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Did she seriously just wake up one morning and think "I'm going to get a ruler tattoo"?
 

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Actual headline: "Woman gets another stupid tattoo and dresses like a ho to get more d!ck".
 

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Her name is Tracy Kiss, but for some reason this reminds me of the rock band Kiss.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Perhaps we should get one tattooed to our leg so we can measure her stretched labia.
Just another classless hood rat deserving a swipe to the left.
 

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Just so long as she puts a mark for each man she measures and "accomodates" as well. Whats good for the goose can be good for a gander eh?

" Oh my you're my high mark so far!"
 

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involving a 14 year old in her pics? and exposing her to this nonsense
 
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