penkitten
Master Don Juan
dog gone it, now i am confused
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
*Grabs whipped cream, a feather, some massage oil, lube, ice cubes, bandana, and a towel.* I'll show ya kinky this weekend.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
ooh....kinky...
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Jesus. I walk away for 8 minutes and you guys are all confused. You bunch of wh*res don't even know whose lap you're sitting in!? Dirty sl*ts...
i sure am glad you guys rotate the weekends hahaOriginally posted by Eternal
*Gio, you might have to watch this site for a few days.
Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.![]()
![]()
Yum, Mile Highness. This is gonna be fun.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
yeah gio...eternals gonna be...uh..indisposed....this weekened for a while.. might wanna keep an eye on the site. lol
*grabs Eternal, heads to the airplane bathroom*...this'll have to do until we get home...
Sorry AFK, you must be 21 to ride this ride.Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.![]()
![]()
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
How about if I cast my C0ck of the Infinite?
Sorry Fran, you need my help...Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!
My turn, MY TURN! I cast MAGIC MISSLE!!!![]()
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
Well AFK, he tried. no luck though...oh well.
*still gettin it on with eternal in the bathroom*
yeah...mile highness...fun.
*** ducks way down****Originally posted by Eternal
Sorry Fran, you need my help...
To help, I cast Level 10 Viagra!![]()
Originally posted by Eternal
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?
*Hoping I don't miss the food passing before we are done.*
*Runs out the bathroom holding on of the airline pillows to cover myself, steals my peanuts back, goes back to have fun with my girl.*Originally posted by penkitten
** steals eternals free peanuts, but doesnt share them with anyone **
Yeah Pen, you can have Gio's nuts...Hopefully they aren't in airtight packages either.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Dude. Leave Eternal's nuts alone.