penkitten
Master Don Juan
dog gone it, now i am confused
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
*Grabs whipped cream, a feather, some massage oil, lube, ice cubes, bandana, and a towel.* I'll show ya kinky this weekend.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
ooh....kinky...
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Jesus. I walk away for 8 minutes and you guys are all confused. You bunch of wh*res don't even know whose lap you're sitting in!? Dirty sl*ts...
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
i sure am glad you guys rotate the weekends hahaOriginally posted by Eternal
*Gio, you might have to watch this site for a few days.
Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.![]()
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Yum, Mile Highness. This is gonna be fun.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
yeah gio...eternals gonna be...uh..indisposed....this weekened for a while.. might wanna keep an eye on the site. lol
*grabs Eternal, heads to the airplane bathroom*...this'll have to do until we get home...
Sorry AFK, you must be 21 to ride this ride.Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.![]()
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
How about if I cast my C0ck of the Infinite?
Sorry Fran, you need my help...Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!
My turn, MY TURN! I cast MAGIC MISSLE!!!![]()
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
Well AFK, he tried. no luck though...oh well.
*still gettin it on with eternal in the bathroom*
yeah...mile highness...fun.
*** ducks way down****Originally posted by Eternal
Sorry Fran, you need my help...
To help, I cast Level 10 Viagra!![]()
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Originally posted by Eternal
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?
*Hoping I don't miss the food passing before we are done.*
*Runs out the bathroom holding on of the airline pillows to cover myself, steals my peanuts back, goes back to have fun with my girl.*Originally posted by penkitten
** steals eternals free peanuts, but doesnt share them with anyone **
Yeah Pen, you can have Gio's nuts...Hopefully they aren't in airtight packages either.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Dude. Leave Eternal's nuts alone.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.