"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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dog gone it, now i am confused

whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
ooh....kinky...
*Grabs whipped cream, a feather, some massage oil, lube, ice cubes, bandana, and a towel.* I'll show ya kinky this weekend. ;)

Gio, you might have to watch this site for a few days.
 

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no worries, pen...hehe. I'm on Eternal's lap...I know gio's all yours...hehehe
 

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Jesus. I walk away for 8 minutes and you guys are all confused. You bunch of wh*res don't even know whose lap you're sitting in!? Dirty sl*ts...
 

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Jesus. I walk away for 8 minutes and you guys are all confused. You bunch of wh*res don't even know whose lap you're sitting in!? Dirty sl*ts...
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out. ;) :p
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Eternal
*Gio, you might have to watch this site for a few days.
i sure am glad you guys rotate the weekends haha
 

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yeah gio...eternals gonna be...uh..indisposed....this weekened for a while.. might wanna keep an eye on the site. lol

*grabs Eternal, heads to the airplane bathroom*...this'll have to do until we get home...
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out. ;) :p

he will be a good boy, and wants to know can you sneak him a beer?
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
yeah gio...eternals gonna be...uh..indisposed....this weekened for a while.. might wanna keep an eye on the site. lol

*grabs Eternal, heads to the airplane bathroom*...this'll have to do until we get home...
Yum, Mile Highness. This is gonna be fun. :cool:
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out. ;) :p
Sorry AFK, you must be 21 to ride this ride. ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Well AFK, he tried. no luck though...oh well.

*still gettin it on with eternal in the bathroom*

yeah...mile highness...fun.
 

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How about if I cast my C0ck of the Infinite?
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!

My turn, MY TURN! I cast MAGIC MISSLE!!! :D
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!

My turn, MY TURN! I cast MAGIC MISSLE!!! :D
Sorry Fran, you need my help...

To help, I cast Level 10 Viagra! ;)
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
Well AFK, he tried. no luck though...oh well.

*still gettin it on with eternal in the bathroom*

yeah...mile highness...fun.
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?

*Hoping I don't miss the food passing before we are done.*
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Eternal
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?

*Hoping I don't miss the food passing before we are done.*

** steals eternals free peanuts, but doesnt share them with anyone **
 

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** steals eternals free peanuts, but doesnt share them with anyone **
*Runs out the bathroom holding on of the airline pillows to cover myself, steals my peanuts back, goes back to have fun with my girl.*
 

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Dude. Leave Eternal's nuts alone.
 

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I'm not even going to bother reading this mess, but I just wanted to say that I personally am sick of the "whine whine whine" threads that seem to be cropping up recently... all of which seem to have the same author. Nobody's forcing anyone to stay here...
 

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Dude. Leave Eternal's nuts alone.
Yeah Pen, you can have Gio's nuts...Hopefully they aren't in airtight packages either.

diablo - Thanks for ruining the mood! :p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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