penkitten
Master Don Juan
dog gone it, now i am confused
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
no worries, pen...hehe. I'm on Eternal's lap...I know gio's all yours...hehehe
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Jesus. I walk away for 8 minutes and you guys are all confused. You bunch of wh*res don't even know whose lap you're sitting in!? Dirty sl*ts...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i sure am glad you guys rotate the weekends haha
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
yeah gio...eternals gonna be...uh..indisposed....this weekened for a while.. might wanna keep an eye on the site. lol
*grabs Eternal, heads to the airplane bathroom*...this'll have to do until we get home...
*grabs Eternal, heads to the airplane bathroom*...this'll have to do until we get home...
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.
he will be a good boy, and wants to know can you sneak him a beer?
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Sorry AFK, you must be 21 to ride this ride.Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Well AFK, he tried. no luck though...oh well.
*still gettin it on with eternal in the bathroom*
yeah...mile highness...fun.
*still gettin it on with eternal in the bathroom*
yeah...mile highness...fun.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!
My turn, MY TURN! I cast MAGIC MISSLE!!!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
*** ducks way down****Originally posted by Eternal
Sorry Fran, you need my help...
To help, I cast Level 10 Viagra!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
** steals eternals free peanuts, but doesnt share them with anyone **
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Dude. Leave Eternal's nuts alone.
diablo
Master Don Juan
I'm not even going to bother reading this mess, but I just wanted to say that I personally am sick of the "whine whine whine" threads that seem to be cropping up recently... all of which seem to have the same author. Nobody's forcing anyone to stay here...
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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