penkitten
Master Don Juan
dog gone it, now i am confused
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
whose lap are you in fists?
cause if you are in eternals, nevermind haha
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
*Grabs whipped cream, a feather, some massage oil, lube, ice cubes, bandana, and a towel.* I'll show ya kinky this weekend.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
ooh....kinky...
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Jesus. I walk away for 8 minutes and you guys are all confused. You bunch of wh*res don't even know whose lap you're sitting in!? Dirty sl*ts...
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
i sure am glad you guys rotate the weekends hahaOriginally posted by Eternal
*Gio, you might have to watch this site for a few days.
Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.![]()
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Yum, Mile Highness. This is gonna be fun.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
yeah gio...eternals gonna be...uh..indisposed....this weekened for a while.. might wanna keep an eye on the site. lol
*grabs Eternal, heads to the airplane bathroom*...this'll have to do until we get home...
Sorry AFK, you must be 21 to ride this ride.Originally posted by Eternal
Poor Sexy...You can sit on AFK's lap since you feel left out.![]()
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Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
How about if I cast my C0ck of the Infinite?
Sorry Fran, you need my help...Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
D@mn G!!! You made me snort Pinot Grigio out my nose!!!
My turn, MY TURN! I cast MAGIC MISSLE!!!![]()
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
Well AFK, he tried. no luck though...oh well.
*still gettin it on with eternal in the bathroom*
yeah...mile highness...fun.
*** ducks way down****Originally posted by Eternal
Sorry Fran, you need my help...
To help, I cast Level 10 Viagra!![]()
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Originally posted by Eternal
Hmm...Who knew a bathroom was THIS spacious?
*Hoping I don't miss the food passing before we are done.*
*Runs out the bathroom holding on of the airline pillows to cover myself, steals my peanuts back, goes back to have fun with my girl.*Originally posted by penkitten
** steals eternals free peanuts, but doesnt share them with anyone **
Yeah Pen, you can have Gio's nuts...Hopefully they aren't in airtight packages either.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Dude. Leave Eternal's nuts alone.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.