"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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comic_relief

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whats with all the hate

funny but first off I turned down a mod spot awhile ago for this forum. (actually if mods are wondering it is in Eternal's goodbye speech or if he asked me on AIM I turned it down. One or the other. Eternal will vouch though. Hopefully)

I've got friends, but i'm not trying to get in their pants.
where did you get that one from bud:confused: I don't understand where you got that I'm trying to get into a mods pants. Did I say that in any post at all :confused:

People complaining
then you agree with me that people do complain including you because all I did was put up one thing defending the mods and you blew it out of proportion and called me a parasite.

and you have to put up "Mr. Smithers'" constant arse licking.
Cosidering I ain't butt licking anyone. I don't know where you get that one from. Alll that I am is being respectful of the rules.

Comic_Relief, other then the fact that I chose it because it was an answer on one of my tests that I couldn't remember, sounded cool and fun to use, and I wanted to change my original name, baseballDJ, because I was looking for a nice name change. Gee and why did anyone else choose there names. Why did Wyldfire choose wyldfire, Why did WescottII choose that name, and etc.

BTW why did you bold farcical
far·ci·cal Audio pronunciation of "farcical" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (färs-kl)
adj.

1. Of or relating to farce.
2.
1. Resembling a farce; ludicrous.
2. Ridiculously clumsy; absurd.

farcical

adj : broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce; "the wild farcical exuberance of a clown"; "ludicrous green hair" [syn: ludicrous, ridiculous]
I'm a fool. Hmmm... Rather be a fool that people like then an a-hole that no one likes. Don't misconstrue this to mean that you are the ahole you aren't :rolleyes:

Hey Eternal!!! looks like I got my own one man fan club of hate!!! Yipee and I thought only mods could get that :D.

P.S. Don't bother because he ain't a mod anymore and looks like he ain't got no power. BTW if I was really in this for personal gain I would have dropped him in a heartbeat once he quit the job.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Eternal

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*Sigh* I thought this crap would end long ago...

Look both of you, stop the pathetic arguing. Yes, Comic turned down a mod spot. Yes, Wescott was suspended once under a different name for this exact crap.

I suggest you both just go out, have a drink, and be done with it.
 

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:D and I was just bored

EDIT: I've chilled out immensely and realized how stupid that was. So I'm here to bury the hatchet and forget about what happened. What you say Wescott?
 
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Originally posted by Eternal
*Sigh* I thought this crap would end long ago...

Look both of you, stop the pathetic arguing. Yes, Comic turned down a mod spot. Yes, Wescott was suspended once under a different name for this exact crap.

I suggest you both just go out, have a drink, and be done with it.
Amen.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
*Sigh* I thought this crap would end long ago...

Look both of you, stop the pathetic arguing. Yes, Comic turned down a mod spot. Yes, Wescott was suspended once under a different name for this exact crap.

I suggest you both just go out, have a drink, and be done with it.
Wow. You do know all my secrets. I'll forget it this time.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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