"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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comic_relief

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whats with all the hate

funny but first off I turned down a mod spot awhile ago for this forum. (actually if mods are wondering it is in Eternal's goodbye speech or if he asked me on AIM I turned it down. One or the other. Eternal will vouch though. Hopefully)

I've got friends, but i'm not trying to get in their pants.
where did you get that one from bud:confused: I don't understand where you got that I'm trying to get into a mods pants. Did I say that in any post at all :confused:

People complaining
then you agree with me that people do complain including you because all I did was put up one thing defending the mods and you blew it out of proportion and called me a parasite.

and you have to put up "Mr. Smithers'" constant arse licking.
Cosidering I ain't butt licking anyone. I don't know where you get that one from. Alll that I am is being respectful of the rules.

Comic_Relief, other then the fact that I chose it because it was an answer on one of my tests that I couldn't remember, sounded cool and fun to use, and I wanted to change my original name, baseballDJ, because I was looking for a nice name change. Gee and why did anyone else choose there names. Why did Wyldfire choose wyldfire, Why did WescottII choose that name, and etc.

BTW why did you bold farcical
far·ci·cal Audio pronunciation of "farcical" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (färs-kl)
adj.

1. Of or relating to farce.
2.
1. Resembling a farce; ludicrous.
2. Ridiculously clumsy; absurd.

farcical

adj : broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce; "the wild farcical exuberance of a clown"; "ludicrous green hair" [syn: ludicrous, ridiculous]
I'm a fool. Hmmm... Rather be a fool that people like then an a-hole that no one likes. Don't misconstrue this to mean that you are the ahole you aren't :rolleyes:

Hey Eternal!!! looks like I got my own one man fan club of hate!!! Yipee and I thought only mods could get that :D.

P.S. Don't bother because he ain't a mod anymore and looks like he ain't got no power. BTW if I was really in this for personal gain I would have dropped him in a heartbeat once he quit the job.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Eternal

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*Sigh* I thought this crap would end long ago...

Look both of you, stop the pathetic arguing. Yes, Comic turned down a mod spot. Yes, Wescott was suspended once under a different name for this exact crap.

I suggest you both just go out, have a drink, and be done with it.
 

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:D and I was just bored

EDIT: I've chilled out immensely and realized how stupid that was. So I'm here to bury the hatchet and forget about what happened. What you say Wescott?
 
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Originally posted by Eternal
*Sigh* I thought this crap would end long ago...

Look both of you, stop the pathetic arguing. Yes, Comic turned down a mod spot. Yes, Wescott was suspended once under a different name for this exact crap.

I suggest you both just go out, have a drink, and be done with it.
Amen.
 

WesCottII

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Originally posted by Eternal
*Sigh* I thought this crap would end long ago...

Look both of you, stop the pathetic arguing. Yes, Comic turned down a mod spot. Yes, Wescott was suspended once under a different name for this exact crap.

I suggest you both just go out, have a drink, and be done with it.
Wow. You do know all my secrets. I'll forget it this time.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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