"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mocking girlfriend over phone and she hung up

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Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Icegreen said:
Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
 

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Put on your Chris Brown mask and sing to her in your monotone voice while you sock her with a right hook with your Steve Urkel boxing gloves.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
You think any of the bros will come with me. She needs to come to that show man, ****.
 

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Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Relax. Who's taking this kid serious besides you? Think about what he wrote, do you honestly think he is serious...

Wait...

OP are you actually for real...I thought you just needed a place to release a brain fart...but then again you may be so full of them you missed the scent of mockery in our replies.
 

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Daily Insanity said:
Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
 

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Icegreen said:
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
Here is your original post:

"Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?"

Some inconsistencies are bolded. You seem to beat up women non-violently and plan to punish a girl in an entertaining way which you don't call punishment 4 seconds after you called it punishment. Any questions as to why this post could be taken as less than credible, useful, or appropriate or should we just call it a day on this one?
 
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