"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mocking girlfriend over phone and she hung up

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Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Icegreen said:
Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
 

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Put on your Chris Brown mask and sing to her in your monotone voice while you sock her with a right hook with your Steve Urkel boxing gloves.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
You think any of the bros will come with me. She needs to come to that show man, ****.
 

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Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Relax. Who's taking this kid serious besides you? Think about what he wrote, do you honestly think he is serious...

Wait...

OP are you actually for real...I thought you just needed a place to release a brain fart...but then again you may be so full of them you missed the scent of mockery in our replies.
 

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Daily Insanity said:
Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
 

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Icegreen said:
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
Here is your original post:

"Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?"

Some inconsistencies are bolded. You seem to beat up women non-violently and plan to punish a girl in an entertaining way which you don't call punishment 4 seconds after you called it punishment. Any questions as to why this post could be taken as less than credible, useful, or appropriate or should we just call it a day on this one?
 
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