“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Mocking girlfriend over phone and she hung up

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Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Icegreen said:
Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
 

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Put on your Chris Brown mask and sing to her in your monotone voice while you sock her with a right hook with your Steve Urkel boxing gloves.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
You think any of the bros will come with me. She needs to come to that show man, ****.
 

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Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Relax. Who's taking this kid serious besides you? Think about what he wrote, do you honestly think he is serious...

Wait...

OP are you actually for real...I thought you just needed a place to release a brain fart...but then again you may be so full of them you missed the scent of mockery in our replies.
 

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Daily Insanity said:
Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
 

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Icegreen said:
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
Here is your original post:

"Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?"

Some inconsistencies are bolded. You seem to beat up women non-violently and plan to punish a girl in an entertaining way which you don't call punishment 4 seconds after you called it punishment. Any questions as to why this post could be taken as less than credible, useful, or appropriate or should we just call it a day on this one?
 
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